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Butt sex....  

tazzerman2000 66M
7132 posts
5/3/2012 3:47 am
Butt sex....



Ahhh butt sex. Anal sex. Sticking things up the ol 'Hershey Highway' so to speak. Cocks, fingers, tongues, toys, hamsters, whatever you might like, butt sex is definitely part of the overall sex 'experience' isn't it? Well for a lot of folks it is.

Do YOU do it? This is ONE area of sex where guys and gals are definitely 'equal' if you will.

Assholes are like opinions, EVERYBODY has one... LOL

Being bisexual, I've definitely slid Ol Mr Drippy into MANY a butt in my time. Male, female and everything in between.

I know a lot of folks are 'squeamish' about anal sex, for ALL the obvious reasons I might add, not the least of which is hygiene.

OK, pain is right up there also..

As I've said MANY times (Broken record anyone? ) being bisexual gives me a certain unique perspective on a LOT of sexual 'topics' LIKE cock sucking and butt sex. I've been on both sides of the equation, having not only fucked MORE than my share of tight little butt holes, male AND female, and I've had the pleasure of getting my OWN cute little lily white ass fucked. I've also rimmmed my fare share of assholes and of course had my own little 'browneye' licked and rimmed.

I'm sure that a lot of you gals have had more than ONE would be lover try and wiggle his winkie up your butt... Shit, we're GUYS and we almost ALWAYS try to stick our dicks where we KNOW they might not be wanted. It's the thrill of the 'unknown', the illicit, the different, the... well you've got the idea. LOL

Of course, NO always means NO. I KNOW what it's like to have some ham handed lover/guy, who's hung like a Clydesdale, trying to ram that monster cock up your butt. Trust me. Been there, done that..

The very first time I ever tried getting my butt fucked, my friend had a HUGE, very thick dick. It felt like he was trying to shove a football up my ass. OUCH! Needless to say, it didn't work/happen and yes, ol Tazzerman finally said NO!! I ended up fucking HIS ass instead! LOL

But I digress.....

I've known women who were totally, 100%, dead set against ANY type of anal play. Nada, nothing.

Others who enjoy a little bit of a finger up the butt, others who enjoy having me rim/lick their butts and yet others who turned out to be total anal-sluts.

I've turned my gal 'Mona' into a total anal-slut BTW. While I certainly wasn't the first guy to ever fuck her ass, she never really ENJOYED it until she met me... (Or so she says of course!) LOL

Well I have to believe her because there have been many a 'session' where she's actually begged me to fuck her ass. Go figure eh?

If you fuck my t-girl friend 'Janie' in the butt 'properly', she WILL come.. Damn she's got a killer ass

I know that feeling also having experienced a number of anal orgasms myself but again, I digress......

As in all things sexual, cleanliness is next to G-dliness no more so than when contemplating anal sex. I have friends who actually have Fleet type enemas in their little sex bag just for this purpose. I also have friends who will make sure and watch what they eat in the days leading up to having butt sex just to make sure there are no problems...

This IS the downside to anal sex and aside from the possible pain, is probably the #1 reason a lot of people shy away from it. Assholes are in fact assholes. We ALL poop out of them and aside from those 'scat freaks' among us, I really don't know many people who enjoy either being covered in shit or covering someone in shit.

I met a guy one time, very nice guy. Professional guy. Very cute, nice cock, lovely ass. He was SO hot to trot to have me 'pork' his cute little ass and of course, who am I to deny someone right? LOL

Anyway, he gets up on all fours, I move in, slide my cock into his tight little bung-hole and start to fuck him. All of the sudden, there's a 'pooop' sound and the next thing I know, I'm covered in shit. He's covered, the floor is covered, the walls are covered, hell I think there was even some on the ceiling!

It was DISGUSTING!!

Turns out he had been suffering from some kind of a stomach 'thing' days before but he THOUGHT he was over it.

Nope.

Did I mention the fact that it was DISGUSTING??

I quite LITERALLY threw both him and myself into the shower, trying NOT to throw up the whole time as we washed all of that liquidy shit off of each other. Of course, then we had to go clean up the room which was.....

DISGUSTING!

You'd think that incident would have turned me off of butt-sex for life but nope. (I never DID see him again. I'm pretty sure he was embarrassed beyond believe and the last person he EVER wanted to see again was yours truly!) LOL

As in all things sexual, there's NO substitute for being open, up-front and honest with your partner(s).. That is exactly how TRUST is earned/developed and trust my friends is exactly what's needed when you're looking to either fuck or be fucked in the butt

My lovely friend 'Lisa' has The perfect pussy but what I NEVER mentioned in that post is the fact that she has an equally gorgeous, tasty little butt hole. During the course of slurping and fucking that lovely little kitty, I flipped her over and started rimming/licking her butthole. I couldn't help it, it WAS just SO lickable... LOL

After a few minutes she stopped me, looked me right in the eye and told me that I was the first person to EVER do that to her. It wasn't that others hadn't tried mind you, but I was the only person she's ever actually LET do it. From there, over the next few 'sessions' we 'explored' her ass fully. Slowly I might add. It wasn't until the third or fourth 'session' that she finally let me stick a finger up her ass. From there, we progressed slowly until finally, one day, I in fact did slide my cock inside her butt. Of course that happened ONLY after I had licked her silly, fingered her butt good, lots and lots of LUBE of course and then finally, Mr. D went spelunking up her butt.

She LOVED it and it has in fact become, while not quite a routine part of our love making, at least a periodic part of our repertoire of sexual fun...

Yep, I've created yet another butt-slut LOL

So, what are YOUR thoughts on butt sex? Do you like it? Have you tried it? Guys, what is about us horn-dogs that we just HAVE to try and fuck our lovely ladies asses? Gals, do you harbor some inner fantasy about turning the tables on us guys and fucking US in the butt for change??

OK, I'm off to Starbucks to people watch and you KNOW I'll be looking at those cute little butts, male and female, and day dreaming about what I'd LOVE to do to them LOL -tm

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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
5/5/2012 3:39 am

    Quoting rm_loveslilies:
    when the mood hits me I can really get into it. Now I use butt plugs more frequently than I have anal sex, they at times can make me cum harder, they just add a special sensation I can get into.
    I have never entered a butt with anything except my tongue or a couple of fingers. , I've never had the urge to put anything else in someones but but you never know it may happen one day I'm not opposed to it..
I keep hearing good things about butt plugs... I guess I'll just have to break down and buy one and see how they work.. I LOVE the whole 'gender bending' aspect of gals fucking guys.... But that's a different post eh? LOL -tm

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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
5/4/2012 12:00 pm

    Quoting aniceguyinnc:
    My wife loved anal sex almost more than vaginal sex.
Very nice indeed! I've known a couple of women like that and I SWEAR 'Mona' is now one of them even though verbally, she deny's it! LOL -tm

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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
5/4/2012 11:59 am

    Quoting CampoGirl:
    I need a cold shower after reading this!!

    I have liked anal with 1 person who was willing to take time, we had oodles of fun in bed.
Glad I could help! -tm

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rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
5/4/2012 11:51 am

when the mood hits me I can really get into it. Now I use butt plugs more frequently than I have anal sex, they at times can make me cum harder, they just add a special sensation I can get into.
I have never entered a butt with anything except my tongue or a couple of fingers. , I've never had the urge to put anything else in someones but but you never know it may happen one day I'm not opposed to it..

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CampoGirl 58F
43434 posts
5/4/2012 10:49 am

I need a cold shower after reading this!!

I have liked anal with 1 person who was willing to take time, we had oodles of fun in bed.

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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
5/4/2012 8:19 am

    Quoting Artimus4Me:
    So you have read the book? There are a bunch of things about the physiology of the act and tools, uses ect.

    Like.... there are enema tips you can buy for your shower sprayer.
    That you want to only do an enema 4 hours before the act to let the mucosa recover ( a protective layer)... and on and on. Its not a "basic" book.

    And I like to put the basics in my posts so people can learn what came before...

    - Arti
I have read pieces and parts of it and yes, there are a HUGE number of VERY good tips that's for sure..... -tm

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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
5/3/2012 4:02 pm

    Quoting LadyGrayLeopard:
    I love anal sex... as getting vaginal orgasms through it...
    The build up is slower than in normal penetration, it hits the other vaginal spots which are on the opposite side to g-spot, and for once time for a huge cum, that slow build up does is. Often starting with a lot squirting first, only then come the anal orgasms.

    It's a world of its own, needs time, some preparation (to avoid that disgusting part ), and a lot of right kind of lube... and someone who knows his job... and doesn't come fast... even if in a tiny ass...
There is NO doubt in my mind, you are MY kind of gal sweetheart... One of these days! -tm

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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
5/3/2012 4:01 pm

    Quoting Artimus4Me:
    Read Anal Sex for men. Lots of tips for anyone who is interested in trying or perfecting it.

    I have received and given. It can be quite pleasurable, done RIGHT. And yes that means, lube, prep, ect. But its not for clumsy first time sex with a new partner or someone "sneaking it in on you". I actually got sexually assaulted by a partner who decided to sneak it in and hurt me in my 20s. I was really angry, upset an frankly to this day think he is a callous ass. You can seriously injure someone. Its not a laughing matter an certainly causing extreme pain isnt funny either.

    - Arti
I've seen it. (Anal Sex for Men) Ol Tazzerman is of course, way past that LOL

I'm sorry you were a victim of a sneak attack. That's just NOT fair and yes, it HURTS like a mamma-jamma... I don't blame you for STILL be angry at him, I would be... Some people just have NO consideration for others do they? Thanks for your insight, as always -tm

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LadyGrayLeopard 63F
26369 posts
5/3/2012 12:36 pm

I love anal sex... as getting vaginal orgasms through it...
The build up is slower than in normal penetration, it hits the other vaginal spots which are on the opposite side to g-spot, and for once time for a huge cum, that slow build up does is. Often starting with a lot squirting first, only then come the anal orgasms.

It's a world of its own, needs time, some preparation (to avoid that disgusting part ), and a lot of right kind of lube... and someone who knows his job... and doesn't come fast... even if in a tiny ass...


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
5/3/2012 7:44 am

    Quoting  :

There's no substitute for a guy who is patient that's for sure. Of course, some guys are just built TOO big for anal sex. Luckily, I'm not one of them... LOL -tm

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