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I am NOT a size queen.
I am NOT a size queen. I really don't get the whole fascination a lot of folks (men AND women) have with HUGE boobs. Guys of ALL stripes go positively gaga over girls with big breasts. Even on one of my fave<b> foot fetish </font></b>websites (wikifeet) where we foot-hounds are allowed to 'rate' the lovely little tootsies of oh so many different celebs (and celeb-wannabes) I've proven OVER AND OVER that a girl with big breasts will ALWAYS garner a higher rating regardless of what her feet look like. ALWAYS! (Yes, it's been yet another one of Ol Tazzermans MANY studies) Where does this 'fetish' for large female breasts come from? Ol Tazzerman is MUCH more turned on by a WELL FORMED breast and even more specific, lovely nipples, than the actual size. In fact, I'm MUCH more likely to be turned-on by a smaller boob with a lovely nipple than I am with a huge set of hooters with just so so nips. We've all heard the old adage "Anything more than a mouthful is a waste" right? Well I happen to agree with that sentiment. LOL The DOWNSIDE for a woman who has a HUGE rack is having to put up with back pain from the shear weight of those tatas hanging out front hence the reason for breast reduction surgeries. Of course, the converse is true also. Women who have their breasts enlarged. I LIKE real my friends, not fake. Now I can understand the whole 'size thing' when it comes to cocks mainly because typically, a bigger/fatter cock IS more likely to pleasure a lover better/more than a smaller/thinner cock but BOOBS? Big boobs can get in the way a lot of times. Have you ever seen a very large-breasted woman try to golf? It's NOT pretty... Most of my gal pals do in fact have massive mammaries. It's been a constant in my life for some reason. I do NOT know why. I certainly do NOT go looking for em, they just seem to FIND me for some reason.. Here's an OLD story: My mother met me one day at my new apt. I had my old girlfriend 'Jenny' with me. Now Jenny DID in fact have a pair of HUMONGOUS boobs. My mother, G-d love her, took one look at her, turned to me and said: "Why do you always go for the girls with big boobs?" Right there in FRONT of Jenny! Talk about being embarrassed!!! OMG Luckily, Jenny took it in stride! She was a good 'egg' that's for sure So..... What IS it about big boobs that makes so many people go completely Gaga?? (I could delve into the whole history, psychological aspect I guess but I wanted to keep it kind of light for today! LOL DO you LIKE the size of your boobs? Wanna make em bigger? Smaller? Once again, I am NOT a size queen. -tm |
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I LOVE B cups
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LOL Seriously, i've done it enough that i always hang on to my tits when i open & close the cupboards under bench level these days. My daughter thinks it's the funniest thing ever....Loves telling people how 'Mum gets her tits jammed in the cupboard doors.' I yelp, she drops to the floor giggling her tits off. Shazzi I have a friend who has rather large breasticles she's also kind of short, only around 5' tall or so. Anyway, one Thanksgiving a number of years ago, she pulled what we called a "Mrs. Doubtfire" She was leaning over the stove to stir something on the back burner and quite literally set FIRE to both of her boobs! Now at the time, while it was kind of funny, it was also kind of serious. She burned the tops of both of her boobs pretty good. Of course now, years later, we laugh about it a LOT
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You are too funny my dear. Slam you nipples in the kitchen cupboard a lot do ya?? Shazzi
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Having rather huge boobs myself i honestly don't see the fascination. Besides, once ya slam your nipples in the kitchen cupboard more that a few times you start to realise all big boobs are good for is getting in the way, not to mention they can mess with your ability to breath like you need to in some of those sexual positions, bunching up and squashing down and around your throat. lol Mind you i do love how mine work, they are not only big in size but they are BIG in sensitivity....Gotta be good for something i guess. On a personal level i think smaller breasted women look so much nicer. Shazzi
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Having rather huge boobs myself i honestly don't see the fascination. Besides, once ya slam your nipples in the kitchen cupboard more that a few times you start to realise all big boobs are good for is getting in the way, not to mention they can mess with your ability to breath like you need to in some of those sexual positions, bunching up and squashing down and around your throat. lol Mind you i do love how mine work, they are not only big in size but they are BIG in sensitivity....Gotta be good for something i guess. On a personal level i think smaller breasted women look so much nicer. Shazzi
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LOL You're not asking for TOO much are ya? col
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Did you forget both my athletic career and personal dalliances with ladies in the "biz"?
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Big boobs can get in the way a lot of times.. I agree!! And very hard to run when they are flopping in your face~
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2/8/2012 6:02 am |
Big boobs can get in the way a lot of times.. I agree!! And very hard to run when they are flopping in your face~
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I think size is very important...I want them big enough to fill my mouth and small enough that all of em can fit in one at the time...
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No such thing as too big. And I LOVE Implants. Love em. No matter what women say, a woman gets them, ultimatel b/c she wants more sex. Now, they will say that it is because they like the look, they felt this way or that, but ultimately it's about greater self confidence, which translates several lines down the syllogism to ..... MORE SEX. Anyway, it's not important to me at all in choosing a partner BUT, for masturbation material nothing I like seeing better than a HUGE rack smothered in a HUGE load. Smokin' hot. Seems a bit of a contradiction but I find women so incredibly hot in every way, that the only thing that matters to me is a mental connection. Big tits? GREAT, extra play toys. That's about it. But, they do get me excited when we're NOT having sex. I know, I know, I"m running circles around myself. As for me, I do not get the feet thing. Feet? Really? (that's a rhetorical question Taz. I've read your exposition on them).
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btw, Samantha Anderson might have big ones, but what that pic doesn't show is her bigger stomach, so to me, that is not big tits. That's just extra fat everywhere.
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btw, Samantha Anderson might have big ones, but what that pic doesn't show is her bigger stomach, so to me, that is not big tits. That's just extra fat everywhere.
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No such thing as too big. And I LOVE Implants. Love em. No matter what women say, a woman gets them, ultimatel b/c she wants more sex. Now, they will say that it is because they like the look, they felt this way or that, but ultimately it's about greater self confidence, which translates several lines down the syllogism to ..... MORE SEX. Anyway, it's not important to me at all in choosing a partner BUT, for masturbation material nothing I like seeing better than a HUGE rack smothered in a HUGE load. Smokin' hot. Seems a bit of a contradiction but I find women so incredibly hot in every way, that the only thing that matters to me is a mental connection. Big tits? GREAT, extra play toys. That's about it. But, they do get me excited when we're NOT having sex. I know, I know, I"m running circles around myself. As for me, I do not get the feet thing. Feet? Really? (that's a rhetorical question Taz. I've read your exposition on them).
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I think size is very important...I want them big enough to fill my mouth and small enough that all of em can fit in one at the time...
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