7133 posts 7/26/2011 7:12 am
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Raw 'monkey love' sex....
Those of you who know me KNOW that I'm a hopeless romantic both in and out of the sack. I DO like to take my time when making love and for me at least, foreplay isn't just a river in.... oh wait, different analogy. Sorry.
With all that being said, I DO in fact appreciate raw, unbridled, passionate, 'Monkey Love' type sex ALSO!
It's a good thing because my new friend 'Diane' is in fact a horned up little monkey! LOL
Ol Tazzerman will be heading down to her place tonight. We're going to go swimming (I LOVE swimming and to be honest, I do 'use' it as foreplay... I know, I'm a horn-dog..) Anyway, back to her house after for dinner and then, one long, hot sweaty session of Monkey Love will follow.
I'm taking my full bag of 'tools' and I plan on using every one of them tonight!
I just emptied it in order to a) clean everything real well and b) restock things and make sure everything is in working order and in good shape.
The inventory is:
One Hitachi Magic Wand. (My wingman 'Mike' still needs to upgrade it and install a new VERY long, industrial strength power cord)
Various dildos ranging in size, shape and type from my little glass 'buddy' to the mega-Monster Dong! All of them are currently in the dishwasher getting cleaned and sterilized from yesterday's use. (I love my dildos and have, over the years, accumulated a very nice assortment ALL based on real world experience. In other words, they ALL work quite nicely and if I can't find one to fit my lovers pussy perfectly, then something's wrong somewhere) LOL
A full set of bondage ropes. I am partial to Japanese Love Rope and have various lengths and colors.
Two different types of hand cuffs. One set is regulation, police issue the other is made up of that afore mentioned Japanese Love Rope.
Various scarfs and blind folds
Nipple clamps. The GOOD kind that are adjustable for my lovers comfort and they're connected with a chain. MMmmmmmm
Various lubes ranging from the standard Astro-lube to the AWESOME and highly recommended Swiss Navy<b> silicone </font></b>lube. That stuff is incredibly slippery stuff. It doesn't quit. It's also NOT water soluble so good LUCK getting it off of ya 
Various oils, lotions and body creams. I use them all for massages. My FAVE by far is the all natural Almond Oil. OMG that stuff is incredible but you HAVE to get the all natural, pure, nothing BUT Almond Oil. It's also good in salads! LOL
An entire assortment of rubbers. Tons of them in fact ranging in size from extra-small (Yes I found some) to extra-long. I use the normal sized Durex and have about a million of them.
A full pedicure set. I have polish remover, two different shades of OP-I red, various emery boards, q-tips, cotton balls, cuticle tools, clippers, under-coats, over coats and those little toe thingies that keep them apart and from screwing up the new 'paint job'. I'm sure there's more in that kit but I'm too lazy to check right now. Besides, my baby just HAD a pedi on Sunday!
A couple of different types of bubble bath 'beads'
A couple of fun, sexy little games that I've used in the past to help break the ice. They're SILLY, harmless and funny but they DO work. One is a spinner with various 'activities' that I use 99% of the time when it's called for. Excellent ice breaker my friends.
A thing of handi-wipes. Non-paba, disinfectant type. They come in handy for wiping all kinds of things down.
A small box of non-latex medical-type gloves. You just NEVER know when they might come in handy!
Last but not least, I'll throw one or two cameras in. Both my little point and shoot (that I LOVE) and my dSLR if I'm REALLY getting serious about taking pics.
It's a BIG bag and when full, it weighs a TON! LOL
There ya have the contents of Ol Tazzerman's 'magic bag'.. LOL
I have NO idea why I just wrote this list. I'm SO freakin weird!
 -tm
p.s. oops, forgot the pretty little pair of red panties that 'Alex' left here the other day. I love those little panties of hers and they look REAL good on me.. LOL
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50231 posts 7/29/2011 6:13 pm |
er...tazzerman??? i heard about fisting..but you are not gonna footing me??? boy...he is putting a condom socks on... 
tazzerman2000 replies on 7/30/2011 4:31 am:
LOL Well if you don't want me to shove my foot up your butt then I guess I'll HAVE to let you stick your's up mine and yes, a condom 'sock' is required my near. Now, get over here and FOOT me baby!!! |
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50231 posts 7/29/2011 6:11 pm |
Quoting CampoGirl:
I want to see you in Red panties!! 
Some of those items scare the hell out of this ol' farm girl, especially the nipple clamps!! Hope you dont plan on wearing them long 
campo...you are killing me... blew my drink all over the puter screen...
yah...tazzerman in red panties...with the nipp cramp...that's really priceless...i wanna see that on HNW!!!!
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34177 posts 7/26/2011 9:40 am |
You crack me up
I got a good view of many of your tools when I was there
Free your mind. Open your heart. Move a mountain. An Open Book...
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tazzerman2000 replies on 7/26/2011 10:05 am:
LOL! yep, you did.. -tm |
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43434 posts 7/26/2011 8:40 am |
I want to see you in Red panties!!
Some of those items scare the hell out of this ol' farm girl, especially the nipple clamps!! Hope you dont plan on wearing them long
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tazzerman2000 replies on 7/26/2011 9:03 am:
Yep, the red panties FIT me and they're comfy, sexy and look good on me
Nipple clips are for YOU my dear, not me!!! I've got the good kind that are adjustable. I can get them just tight enough to stay on but loose enough that they're comfortable for extended periods. Most of my gal pals LOVE them.. |
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