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Here kitty kitty kitty..
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Here kitty kitty kitty.. Last post we talked about balls. Chicken McNuggets, Cojones. Bonbons, Huevos.. You know, testicles... Or is that testes? Whatever.. LOL This post is about that one single object of affection that has doomed more men over the centuries than all of the gold or power in the universe. I'm talking about the female vagina! You know, the: vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold (That SHOULD cover it eh?) Vagina can be broken down into just a few major types and as with nipples, there are many many sub-types and combinations but really, they ALL seem to fall into just a few major groups if you will. Thin lipped - These pussies have VERY thin and sometimes seemingly non-existent lips. The lips will start out at the clit but then trail off to nothing less then half way down. Some don't even go that far. Thick lipped - Think roast beef here.  Mud flaps. We're talking MAJOR lips that can be stretched for what seems like miles or even tied into a knot. They typically reach from the clit ALL the way down to the bottom of the vaginal opening and then some.Now there are all MANNER of variations to these two major groups that's for sure. I've even seen women who have a VERY thick lip on one side and a VERY thin lip on the other. I personally tend to lean towards the larger than average lips. I'm not sure why but for some reason, they turn me on. That's funny because in my earlier years, I always seemed to like the thinner, neater variety. Tastes change I guess eh? LOL Now, in addition to the lips, the type of clit can be categorized as well into just few groups. Big clits - By big, I mean BIG! They look like a miniature dick-head sticking out from under their little hood and they get hard like one also. In fact, I do believe that I've ran into a couple of these that were actually BIGGER than some of the guys I've been with! LOL Average clit - Just your average, everyday type of clit.. Not that HUGE but still very suckable. They need just a little coaxing and they'll come out and play.. Hidden or non-existent clit - They do occur. Try as you might, search and probe at will and you'll never find it. It's not there. Well, it is but typically it's covered by the normal hood and/or folds of labia etc that you never really see or feel a distinct clit. You can however feel a 'spot' that does get hard and obviously pleases the lady to don't give up. I like large, erect clits myself. They're SO much fun to suck on and tease and play with. And yes, you can have a combo of just about ANY of the above. A huge clit with tiny little lips, a hidden clit with huge JUMBO lips and everything in between... Now we get to the 'meat' of the issue. This whole time we've been discussing the exterior attributes of the pussy. The labia (both sets) and the clit. Now we will peer into the interior and discuss the actually vagina and possibly the cervix.. Once again, the actual vagina can be grouped into just a few different groups. Size Texture/Wetness Depth Size runs the gamut from tiny little 'slit' to gigantic all swallowing crevasse and of course everything in between. Guys will ALWAYS like to fuck a tighter vagina for obvious reasons. The beauty of the vagina is it's ability to expand and contract so unless you have totally and irrevocably stretched yours out, you should be just fine in this dept. (Note: even then, you can have a very simple procedure done to tighten things up a bit. This IS being done more and more btw, especially to those women who have given a normal or non-c section birth)) I'm SO helpful eh? If you're pussy IS so stretched out don't worry. If you're lover is anything like me, he'll find SOMETHING to fill you up with... LOL Texture/Wetness - You don't hear a lot about this but believe me there are HUGE differences between you gals when it comes to the texture of your vagina. Some vagina are smooth and slick, others are wrinkly and rough. I happen to like em wrinkly and rough for obvious reasons. It kind of goes without saying that NO ONE likes a dry pussy. Wetness is important and luckily can be artificially created if needed. Astro-lube along with an assortment of other fine products will go a LONG way in making things slippery and comfortable for both you and your lover. Depth = Here's another attribute that you NEVER really see discussed much. Pussies vary in depth JUST as much as cocks vary in length. I've been inside of girls who I swear, their pussies go on for MILES. Others times, they can only accommodate a portion of Mr Drippy before his head starts banging up against her cervix. I was with a girlfriend, many many many years ago whose vaginal canal could NOT have been much more than 2-3" deep. That's it. It was like fucking a 2x4.. (Sorry but it's the truth) Luckily, from my own experience at least, the VAST majority of pussies are capable of handling the vast majority of cocks. G-d does NOT make junk to paraphrase Georgina Spelvin.. So there ya have it. At least from my perspective. Of course, I haven't discussed squirting vs non-squirting, g-spots etc. I'll save those for another discussion. In the meantime, happy fucking all and remember, take CARE of your little kitty and keep her purring!!! xoxoxoxoxo  |
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Wonderful study of the female vagina! I thought you covered it well!
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4/14/2008 6:38 am |
 Now that is one hell of a list...Save A Horse and Ride A Cowgirl
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Purrrrrrrrrrrrr. You definitely have a lot more names for this the the previous post!!!!      
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