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Blogs > tazzerman2000 > Cosmic Debris Part Three!

The penis is a useful tool  

tazzerman2000 66M
7132 posts
11/25/2007 4:48 am
The penis is a useful tool
Cocks are VERY useful tools. Aside from the obvious, you can:

Use it as a place to hang towels from
You can hang a bird feeder from it
Use it to draw pictures with
Play 'Stick Shift' with it 1st gear, vroom, 2nd gear vroom
Swat flys with it
Stir the soup on the stove (Ouch)
Poke holes in things
Shadow puppet
Use it as one end to hang a<b> hammock </font></b>from (Need another one though)
Paint it bright yellow and use it direct traffic
While its soft, use it as a jump rope
Use it to stop a leak in a dam or boat
Parakeet perch
Fire extinguisher (Ya need to pee?)
Hot bun tester
Foot rest
Cold weather detector
Toohpick (Well, for SOME guys)
Teething ring (For older people only though)
Drink stir stick
Bop people on the head with it
Use it as a yard stick (Ok, I'm dreaming here)
Flag pole
Be Vice President of the U.S.A.

What else can YOU think of?

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purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/28/2007 12:30 pm

 LMAO! Too funny!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
11/27/2007 4:41 pm
    Quoting  :
OMG how in the world did I miss that one!!! So obvious... LOL -tm
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tazzerman2000 66M
18912 posts
11/25/2007 4:08 pm
    Quoting SleepyAngel23:
    wait...foot rest? How does that work?

    Sleepy Angel
Sit back and prop your feet up on a nice LONG, VERY HARD dick -tm

p.s. Not ALL are capable of this but those that are.... HMMMMM Boy!
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SleepyAngel23 41F

11/25/2007 3:19 pm

 wait...foot rest? How does that work?

Sleepy Angel
I my friends!!


BeelzebubsNachos 44F
34 posts
11/25/2007 8:33 am

 If i could stop laughing for a sec I bet I would come up with something great.

Alas...

*ROTFLMFAO*
~*Bella*~


rm_joolish 55F
9154 posts
11/25/2007 5:25 am

 How about a toothpaste dispenser? Filling open spaces, not to mention cavities, could provide hours of amusement, as well as pretty smiles all around.
100% crone, 669% batshit...


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