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Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED  

canadiansummers 50M/55F
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3/18/2009 11:49 am
Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and
said, "Last Friday at the
end of the work day I went to my
boyfriend's office wearing a leather
coat. When all the other people had left, I
slipped out of it and all I
had on was a leather bodice, black stockings
and stiletto heels. He was
so aroused that we made passionate love on
his desk right then and
there!"

The engaged woman giggled and said,
"That's pretty much my story!
When
my fianci got home last Friday, he found me
waiting for him in a black
mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto
pumps. He was so turned
on that we not only had sex all night, he
wants to move up our wedding
date!"

The married
woman put her glass down and said, "I
did a lot of planning.
I made arrangements for the to stay over
at Grandma's. I took a
long scented-oil bath and then put on my best
perfume. I slipped into a
tight leather bodice, a black garter belt,
black stockings and six-inch<b>
stilettos. </font></b>I finished it off with a black
mask. When my husband got home
from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled, 'Hey,
Batman,what's for dinner?'"

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