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Blogs > trkncpl4fun > Nasty Tanya's Personal Blog.

Good Driving Award.  

trkncpl4fun 59M/56F
430 posts
8/8/2009 7:06 am
Good Driving Award.

Good Driving Award.

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart-ass when he's drunk and<b> stoned.</font></b>"

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

rskinney62 62M

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