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Candy Bar Story & Challenge.
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Candy Bar Story & Challenge. My friend Denise, sent this two part candy bar story and challenge to me. I am now sharing it with you here at my blog. Think it's funny and something fun for us here at my blog to do. Silly Sally.  The Story. It was another Payday, and I was tired of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds 'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold back a Snickers and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars and gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?" (and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too). She screamed, "Oh, Cracker Jack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when all of a sudden ... my Starburst. As luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped a Baby Ruth. The Game Challenge. Take any of the Candy bar names on the list and create a sentence or a story. 1. Pay Day. 2. Mr. Good Bar. 3. Hershey. 4. Power house 5. Clark 5. 5th Avenue 6.Whopper 7.Sweettart 8.Krunch 9. Big Hunk 10. Dollar Bar 11. Tootsie Roll 12 UNO 13 Almond Joy 14. Mounds 15 Twix 16. Red Hots 17. Snickers 18 Krackle 19.Butter Finger 20 Kit Kat 21 Oh Henry 22 Peter Paul 23 Zagnuts 24 Milk Duds 25 Mars 26 Milky Way 27 M&M 28 Chicklets 29 Reese’s Pieces 30. Zero 31 Lifesavers 32. Whatchamacallit 33. Bit O'Honey 34. Juicyfruit 35. Cracker Jack 36. Three Musketeer’s 37. Ding Dong 38. Rocky Road 39. Peanut Butter Cup 40. Good N Plenty 41. Starburst 42. Chunky 43. Wrigley 44. Baby Ruth |
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