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Blogs > salmel02 > Silly Sally's Friends Fun Blog

Silly Sally's Silly How-to  

salmel02 57M/52F
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1/17/2009 9:47 am
Silly Sally's Silly How-to

Silly Sally's Silly How-to’s.

1. How to make your friends think your nuts.
As often as possible around friends skip rather than walk.

2. How to make your friends feel stupid.
Ask your friends, is your dad a mailman. If they say no.
Then say, I thought all dads were male men.

3. How to piss off your friends.
Ask your friends what their lifestyle is.
Then laugh hysterically after they answer.

4. How to get a long line at the Zoo, let you be first at the ticket window.
Start running towards the parking lot, yelling, Run for your lives, they're loose.

5. How to get your attention
Tell your over dinner, due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

6. How to get attention when you feel neglected.
sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars.

I shared my Silly how-to’s, how about sharing some of yours. Silly Sally.

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