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QUOTES TO LIVE BY!! Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love . Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~ When a guy goes to a , he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~ A dirty book is rarely dusty. Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. ~ The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~ Sex relieves tension - love causes it. If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ~ I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~ For women the best<b> aphrodisiacs </font></b>are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having ; life is the other way around. Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure. ~ We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~ An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.~ Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown |
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My Dear Bonelover.... WHile you only post occasionally, every one is worth taking a break and reading with care. You do have a skill for collecting wisdom and wit....would love to talk more about it with you sometime. Keep them coming! GremlinDennis
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