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Blogs > toothysmile > the bright side of the moon

funny expressions  

toothysmile 58M
9181 posts
1/13/2012 3:57 pm

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8/28/2018 5:38 am
funny expressions
Funny expressions...


A long time ago, while I was working in the U.S. , I was out to lunch with a couple of women from the office next door. We began talking about a colleague of mine. Apparently they didn't like him much. One of described him in a nutshell:

"Toothy, this guy is so conceited, he thinks his shit don't stink!"...

I started laughing so hard... I just about choked on my lunch. It was definitely one of the funniest expressions I had ever heard.

So...
What are some of the similar things you have heard? Do you have a favorite phrase that you use from time to time?
Please tell me...



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Opus_of_a_liar 47F
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1/14/2012 12:35 am

 Well, I don't really use this but, one of my colleagues said it on a busy day...

"Geesh, this place is hotter than a whore house on nickel night."


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
1/15/2012 5:52 pm

 It must be a common theme, because my ex was fond of saying,

"Oh and I suppose you think your farts smell like perfume from France."


PerpetoMobile13 67F
3218 posts
1/15/2012 11:27 pm
"He has three brain cells and two of them are fighting"

"There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable"

"According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist"

"God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends"


~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau

~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 4:50 am
    Quoting  :
justforfun5356
that;s too funny. i think i remember the chicken run movie... and your manager has a good sense of humor...

kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 4:52 am
    Quoting  :
menteluminosa
i'm not surprised, southerners have their own type of subtlety in their sense of humor...
wonderful examples, all of them... i may even use them if it's ok with you.

besos, guapa


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:01 am
    Quoting Opus_of_a_liar:
    Well, I don't really use this but, one of my colleagues said it on a busy day...

    "Geesh, this place is hotter than a whore house on nickel night."
Opus_of_a_liar
you should use it, that is one of the funniest expressions i've heard!
thank you ms. opus.

kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:02 am
    Quoting  :
MzBonBon527
lol... that's very good of you, i've never minded blunt people.
thanks.

kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:04 am
    Quoting  :
PussNBooties
lol... being crude is fine, especially here... so, it won't suck itself, huh?... and who will do the sucking?...

thanks.
kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:06 am
    Quoting  :
sexysixties
oh, those are precious! especially the one with the ride in the brothel... i know so many people like that. well, i know a lot of people whose lift doesn't go to the top floor either!

kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:07 am
    Quoting  :
jasminum64
yup. i've heard those. and yes, they are funny... we used to use the 'lights are on' one about one of the guys in the office, lol... not the one whose shit didn't stink!

kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:09 am
    Quoting smartasswoman:
    It must be a common theme, because my ex was fond of saying,

    "Oh and I suppose you think your farts smell like perfume from France."

lol... your ex had a sense of humor. and obviously so do you. thanks smarty...

kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:11 am
    Quoting PerpetoMobile13:

    "He has three brain cells and two of them are fighting"

    "There are three sorts of lawyers - able, unable and lamentable"

    "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist"

    "God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends"


lol... damn funny, especially the one about the brain cells... thank you PM.

kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/16/2012 5:12 am
    Quoting  :
curioustap
lol... terry's is hysterical... and i am quite familiar with the dutch sense of humor, i've always loved it.

kisses.


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
1/20/2012 10:26 am

 opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/22/2012 8:47 pm
loveslilies
lol, that's too funny. i remember clint eastwood using it in one of his dirty harry movies.

thanks.
kisses.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/22/2012 8:48 pm
    Quoting  :
1EroticAuthorTwo
lol... love the second one, i should use it sometimes!...
thanks.
kisses.


rm_SexSiren 72F
1034 posts
1/28/2012 4:03 am

 Once a friend of mine at a 'truck stop' having breakfast...glanced
at the waitress who was swaggering down the aisle with 7 plates
balanced precariously on both arms...

" If she had to 'haul ass' - She would have to make two trips.


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
1/28/2012 8:56 pm
    Quoting rm_SexSiren:
    Once a friend of mine at a 'truck stop' having breakfast...glanced
    at the waitress who was swaggering down the aisle with 7 plates
    balanced precariously on both arms...

    " If she had to 'haul ass' - She would have to make two trips.
Sexsiren
lol... i think i've seen that waitress too, she must be working at other places as well!

thanks for coming by and wellcome to my blog.
kisses.


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