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Sometimes You Cherchez La Femme, Sometimes La Femme Cherchez You (Quotes From Women On Sex)
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Sometimes You Cherchez La Femme, Sometimes La Femme Cherchez You (Quotes From Women On Sex) Ever fall over just the right book? While at the library today, “Women’s Wicked Wisdom”, a collection of quotes assembled by Michelle Lavric, jumped off the shelves and into my hand. The whole book features quotes from women on a variety of subjects – I could have just as easily culled items for a food blog – but I’ve pulled out a baker’s dozen which offer wit and insight on women’s pleasure, sexuality, and even – if one squints a bit – swinging. My personal favorite is from Diane Nichols… because who doesn’t fear that? Enjoy… and if so moved, add a few. 1. “It is not possible to have only one man. Deep in my heart, I change.” Brigitte Bardot 2. “If we weren’t meant to have sex, He wouldn’t have given us the dangly bits that get us turned on.” – Edwina Currie 3. “If you’re looking for monogamy, you’d better marry a swan.” – Nora Ephron 4. “Real gratification is not enshrined in a tiny cluster of nerves but in the sexual involvement of the whole person.” – Germaine Greer 5. “Never, ever, go to bed with a man on the first date. Not ever. Unless you really want to.” – Cynthia Heimel 6. “Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.” – Victoria Holt 7. “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?” – Bette Midler 8. “Just remember what you have learned in the sexual techniques book you read: foreplay, foreplay, foreplay… in the right location, location, location.” – “Mom”, the agony aunt for TartCity 9. “I could never be comfortable at an orgy. I’d always think there would be someone making rabbit ears behind my back.” – Diane Nichols 10. “The fact that good people and bad people have orgasms should tell you God has a sense of irony.” – Susan Sarandon 11. “If sex is so personal, why are we expected to share it with someone else?” – Lily Tomlin 12. “The young always think that they invented sex and somehow hold full literary rights on the subject.” – Mary Wesley 13. “Sex and I have a lot in common. I don’t want to take any credit for inventing it – but I must say, in my own modest way, and in a manner of speaking – that I have rediscovered it!” – Mae West Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic |
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Love these, thanks Borntobeefree72?* Know what you want, ask for it! The pleasure is worth it.
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Love these, thanks Glad you enjoyed 'em! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Very good! hugsssssssssssss V Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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These are fantastic. Thanks for sharing!
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These are fantastic. Thanks for sharing! You keep reading, and I'll keep sharing... -- Humorguaranteed Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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9. “I could never be comfortable at an orgy. I’d always think there would be someone making rabbit ears behind my back.” – Diane Nichols If ever I were involved in an orgy... this is just something that would happen to me. Or rather I'd see somebody making rabbit ears behind somebody else and I'd totally lose it in a fit of laughter (which I would then be unable to stop). Great quotes  Thanks for sharing
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9. “I could never be comfortable at an orgy. I’d always think there would be someone making rabbit ears behind my back.” – Diane Nichols If ever I were involved in an orgy... this is just something that would happen to me. Or rather I'd see somebody making rabbit ears behind somebody else and I'd totally lose it in a fit of laughter (which I would then be unable to stop). Great quotes Thanks for sharingYeah, that was my favorite among the quotes as well... and chances are the people at an orgy who are laughing the hardest are the ones you probably want to play with... Thank you for reading! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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You could add Fran Lebowitz to that group too... but she tends to stay away from sex-related themes. Which Nietzsche quote? Can't say I recall him commenting on swinging, but I haven't read all of his lesser work... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Wiseasswiseass Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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