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Dr Laura Schlesinger and Homosexuality  

anothergoodboy 39M
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4/8/2013 6:53 pm
Dr Laura Schlesinger and Homosexuality
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Travel_Couple69 58M
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4/8/2013 7:56 pm

 Nah, you wouldn't want to own a Canadian, we would expect universal health care, your commands must be in two official languages, we would probably want to Unionize right away, could never understand that you actually have an elected Senate. Feeding us isnt easy you could never get good poutine or beaver tails, and finding a Timmies is a bitch in most US states. Our incessant use of the word "Eh" would probably drive you mad, and clothing us would be a hassle, figuring out what a Toque is or finding anything in a plaid jacket. Entertaining us isnt much easier - unlikely you would want to watch as much hockey as us, though all our comedians are are already exported to the US, we will be sure to point out every actor that you didnt know was Canadian and every movie location shot in Toronto substituting for a US city. Then there is that smug disdain we have that we for our largest trading partner and military protector, that some how we are morally superior. Our dollar is close to par right now, which would make the buying and trading in Canadian slaves less of a bargain, though we are easy to catch for free at any Costco within 20km of the US border - we're the ones with buggy full of dairy products. You have to be careful which region you get us from - BC Canadians are usually too stoned, Newfies you really cant understand what the hell they are saying, Ontarians are blasphemers already as they think the Universe revolves around them. PEI Canadians will bore you to shit with their love of red potatoes, Ann of Green Gables and a bridge, Quebecois will immediately seek independence and Albertans would be shocked that they are not already Americans. Forget Saskatchewan Canadians, to difficult to spell where they are from...Manitoba Canadians are probably your best bet.

All in all though, since we legalized gay marriage and decriminalized pot, God is probably going to smote us anyways.


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
4/8/2013 8:04 pm

 But! But! But! Those rules are Barbaric! unlike the one I like.
Literal Bible Thumpers. It means what I want it to mean not what the words say.
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


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