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The Lost Sex Toy.
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The Lost Sex Toy. About a year ago we had friends and family over for a get together. The day before we were cleaning getting ready. We're not always so good at putting our toys back where they belong. Sometimes they end up in a high bathroom cabinet, the linen closet or under the bed. They get hid wherever with honest intentions of returning them to where they belong at a later time. As each room was cleaned the toys were returned to there rightful home. The house was spotless, dusted completely and organized. The next day everyone was over, we made supper for everyone. After we ate, my sister in-law wanted to see how my home network was set up. She's in the I.T. field and was curious. She wanted to see the specs on some of my equipment so I went to grab the manuals. As soon as I opened the desk cabinet door there was my favorite hot pink silicone pussy. I hoped she didn't see it. I grabbed it and stuffed it down the front of my pants and made my way out of the room. I re-hid it, again... not where it belongs, and returned to the room. Did she see it? Was it safe where it was? Was someone else going to find it? A few days later I tore the house apart looking for it. I spent half the day looking for it. I couldn't remember what I did with it. I hid it in a hurry... what did I do with it? In the next month I spent a few hours a week devoted to searching for my favorite toy. I was sad. I had other toys,... even realistics I paid way more money for, but they were just not the same. After ripping every room apart in the house multiple times I gave up hope. About two weeks ago, we had a storm that came through. The wind peeled about 20 feet of fascia off of the house. I climbed out the bedroom window to repair it. When I was done I slid back through the window head first. As I did, I saw my favorite pink toy beneath the arch of decorative wood on the bottom of my dresser. It was like seeing a long lost friend. I missed my hot pink pussy. I was beginning to think it had been abducted. Have you ever lost a sex toy? |
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Haha! More time than I'd like to remember  Of all those painfully embarrassing times. And ain't it funny how it never turns up when you look for it, but always appears when you have company. Life's many mysteries.. 
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