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Junk Yard Sex  

koolthispussy 76F
82 posts
10/5/2008 8:15 pm
Junk Yard Sex


Junk Yard Sex

Okay, all. I know I have been gone for some time. I apologize but have been busy (isn't everybody).
Really, though I have been. Busy observing and thinking about what I have seen and experienced on Senior Sizzle. With that I have drawn several conclusions. I will tell you what they are and you can decide if there is any truth in them for you.

The Newcomer:
Wow. All these names and look at what they want. And I want the same thing. So I chat and chat
and write hot blazing comments in the rooms. Nothing embarrasses me. I talk to everybody and anybody. I even have learned how to go to the Beach, Dungeon and or Penthouse to have a REALLY private chat. How hot is that?

The Sophisticate:
Let me see: hmmm, is that profile what I am looking for? Oh, it is too distant and I am not that horny to travel that far. Ah no they do not share my interest in the outdoors, or books or whatever. Not too bad looking tho, so I will hold that until I really get horny. Mmmm, there's the one I am looking for. Shall I send a flirt or email. I better send a flirt because I don't want to be rejected or seem too eager. That's just about right.

The Sex Fiend:
Well, let's just get down to business. No sense in fooling around here. Want to be on Senior Sizzle baby then let's fuck. “Eat my cock/pussy.” is the opening statement. Bam. Is that a turn on or what?

The I Don't Get Any At Home:
Married or just attached. There is no sex in the house, for whatever reason. So it is off to Senior Sizzle to find the satisfaction and fulfillment that is missing. Problem here is that there is seldom a successful meet. And if there is a meet, is there the chemistry? Depending on the level of horniness, one might forgo the chemistry to just get laid, thank goodness.

The Persister:
Now this person doesn't take no for an answer. Is that good or is that bad. I think it depends on the final outcome. Enough said on that. Smiles

The No Show:
Now I know each of us has had this experienced at least once while on Senior Sizzle. The chat is so hot. It might even be hot phone sex. I must have died and gone to heaven. This is why I am on Senior Sizzle. YES! Ah, the time and place are set. I have cleaned my self up pretty good. I am even a little early. Well, maybe it is just me that likes to be on time. Maybe something held them up. Guess I should have kept the cell phone/home number. Well, I am not going to wait any longer.

The Collector:
Have you noticed that I have at 50 or 60 friends on my list. See how popular I am. Oh, I have at least 1500 self<b> sex photos </font></b>of the people I have fucked. Please.

The Heart Breaker and Friend:
This is the one you have chatted with and found more things that match other than talk about sex. A friend if you will. You look forward to the chats and perhaps even more. There are some obstacles like a spouse, distance, age or other essential factors to assimilate. But your heart goes out to this person. And you know that your depth of feeling may never be matched or returned. You are good friends and lovers. You keep your own council.

The NSA:
Is this what it is all about? You chat, you call, you meet and mate. The meetings continue but feelings are to be omitted regardless. This is self explanatory my friends.

The One:
Everything seems to be going alone just fine. Likes are similar, distance is manageable, age is of no importance and physical appearance is appealing to both of you. Now comes the big one: how is the sex. Isn't that's what it is all about. And bingo, the sex is a click too. So I guess although there are numerous pitfalls on the Senior Sizzle road, occasionally, and I do mean occasionally, there is what you are looking for. The one you have been looking for as a partner. It does happen you know.

So tell me if you think any of the above are trash or treasure for you. That is what junk yard sex is, of course. What may be a bummer for me may be a high for you. Let me know too if I have missed a style that you have noticed. Thanks for visiting with me. Love ya.





horny196364 60M

10/6/2008 5:05 am

very nice beautiful


lickulong60 68M

10/7/2008 8:29 pm

Lol...I think you are spot on with these.
I've probably run into all of these except maybe the "one"
hell I've probably been all of them....lol


ezztym 67M  
17 posts
10/25/2008 6:04 pm

wow...very well put. u do have a way with words. think u hit a home run.


sexluvrsinaz2 60M/60F

5/5/2009 6:25 pm

I must have missed that one. I thought it really about having sex in a junk yard....I'm just kidding!!! You forgot "The Wanderer" someone who travels for sex? But not my category. I am still trying to see where I fit in,lol.


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