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34 1/2  

racyredlace 53F
503 posts
11/13/2019 8:25 pm
34 1/2


My job is never boring. I have a resident who has gradually become hard to manage. He actually pissed at me. Seriously, whipped his pecker out and aimed and pissed. I can take a lot, truly I can. But if a man is going to piss at me , he's not appropriate for the level of care my home offers. I can't just toss him though. There are hoops to jump through. The first hoop is getting the dept of aging to come decide if he needs a higher level of care. A lovely woman from the dept came today to evaluate him. During the conversation he kept saying "34 1/2." She and I would ask what that meant and he would never say. At the end of the screening he looked at me and said "what's 9x9?" I said "81" he said "what's 8x9?" I said "72" he said "what's half of 69?" I said "34 1/2" he laughed, pointed to his crotch and said "c'mon babe, give me a 34 1/2." The woman from the dept and I just looked at each other for a moment and she said "yes, he needs a different living situation."

ironman2769 58M  
12877 posts
11/14/2019 2:07 am

Sounds like he is wired a bit too tight. His needs can be addressed in another environment....

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jaylay005 62M
258 posts
11/14/2019 2:16 am

sounds like he probably 'always' needed a special living situation..


Msmealsonheels 30F  
688 posts
11/14/2019 3:03 am

lol... You can't argue with mathematics.


wanttoplaypgh 58M
4 posts
11/14/2019 5:52 am

WOW JUST...WOW...thats a crazy day


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
11/14/2019 9:26 am

On a totally different level, that's kinda funny!


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