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Crazy talk
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Crazy talk Most days, my wildest conversations happen at work (I work with dementia patients). Today some of the craziest words came out of my family members mouths. Mr. Wonderful had some pretty extensive oral surgery today. Some highlights of his conversations throughout the day..... Upon awakening after surgery Mr. W: Awww you're here, you came to see me Me: How are you doing? Mr. W: what time is it? Me:12:30 Mr. W: there's a sock in my mouth Me: that's gauze....DON'T PULL THAT OUT OF THERE!!! Mr. W: what time is it? Me: 12:31 Mr. W: pretty sure this is a sock in my mouth Me: it's a clean sock, it's ok... STOP MESSING WITH THE SOCK!! Mr. W: what time is it? Me: 12:31 Mr. W: already?! On the drive home Mr. W: sings various tunes from the Mario Cart game, the denum denum denums at red lights the doodoodooo doodoodadoodas on the highway......... The entire 30 minute drive home At home: Mr. W: you are my nurse, if you allow me to be in pain I will cause you pain by whining Me: dug through cabinet to find the leftover painkillers from the last 's wisdom teeth surgery..... Gave him 2... Ran to pharmacy to get his meds Upon the youngest returning home from school Mr. W: hey buddy Youngest : hey dad, how are you feeling? Mr. W: your mother peed in my face and the dr put a sock in my mouth Me: I gave him a bag of frozen peas to use as an ice pack Youngest : pea packs are great, they wrap right around you Mr. W: (sings)oats peas beans and barley grow Youngest : a sock? Me: it was gauze Mr. W: you think I don't know a sock when I have it in my mouth? Youngest : can I go do homework? Me: yep Mr. W: I hate peas Hanging out in the laundry room with the middle Mr. W: are those underpants or a napkin? Middle : daaad Mr. W: do those even cover your butt? The doctor put a sock in my mouth Middle : moooom, how many painkillers did you give him?! Me: just enough..... It was a clean sock Upon the oldest 's arrival home from work Mr. W: hey spunky Oldest : I'm not 5 anymore..... I brought you jolly ranchers Mr. W: your sister wears napkins as underpants and the dr put a sock in my mouth Oldest : ok then, I'm making a booze tea slushie... Want one? Mr. W: surrrre Me: NO! But I'll take a double |
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Dementia is sad but, they can be funny! Sometimes I think it might actually be a good place be!? My Grand mother had it but, she was mean as a snake! Cute read, good post!
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He'd have been walking after 10 minutes of Mario tunes. I hope he recovers quickly! For your sake!
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Little lost
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Funny!
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I hope is feeling better by now!
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