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It cures what ails ya.
It cures what ails ya. A remedy....everyone needs one at some point. The Baldwin sisters, of Walton Mountain, touted "the recipe." Jason Mraz assures that "if you gots the poison, I gots the remedy." I believe I have stumbled onto a cure for respiratory viruses. Seriously. After 9 days of tea, toddies, essential oils applied to reflex points, hours of manipulating accupressure points, a half gallon of Robitussin, steam inhalation, lots of rest, I have finally found relief! What is the cure?! I'm sure you all want to know. I'm not one for grandstanding, so here it is: Fireball whiskey, 4 ounces more or less A beer, Coors preferred. Maybe 2 beers. Hell maybe 3. A favorite friend of your choosing. Gather the above ingredients. Mix over several hours. Throw in some classic rock and a few squirting orgasms and you will awake in the morning a new woman! Or man. Pretty sure this works for the fellas too. |
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I think it sounds like a cure all for everyone!!!
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