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Blogs > racyredlace > The Lingerie Drawer

a monkey and a lizard  

racyredlace 53F
502 posts
4/22/2008 5:39 pm
a monkey and a lizard

First of all, DON'T DO DRUGS! A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE! I just get some really sick, funny emails once in a while, decided to share this.

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so<b> stoned </font></b>that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too<b> stoned </font></b>and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"

The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

WayneMarie4girl 52M/45F

5/20/2008 10:39 am

 lol


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