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Perhaps It's A Plague...The Women Have Turned Mean In Here
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Perhaps It's A Plague...The Women Have Turned Mean In Here As Blogville's self-appointed Goodwill Ambassador, and part-time tongue depressor model, I have been cruising our streets and sort of getting a feel for what is happening in our town. I have stumbled into a shocking discovery my friends. Shocking. Against everything I once believed, I fear that the women of our beautiful little town may have become mean and hard-nosed. So coldhearted in fact, that no matter how charming a man may be...the women are simply unwilling to give him a chance. I know this is hard to believe, that's why I brought evidence. Case in point number one: this blog has been up a day and a half and has NO comments. Wut's wit the biotches up in here? I go to chat and tell them I'm married and my wife don't understnd me or give me wut I needs. I put a pic of my dic on my profile to show how hot I am and explain I'm married and my wife is bitchy. Is this some kind of fake site to get money??? Don't nobody fuck up in here? Now if this doesn't make you want to run over and hump his forehead I don't know what to tell you. Honest, thoughtful, inquisitive, and up front...yet NO comments. Alas, the above is not just an isolated incident. Here is another heartfelt plea: FUCK YOU!!!! IF YOU DON'T WANTA FUCK GO GET OFF HERE!!!! DON'T BE SHOWIN NO PUSSY SHOTS AND NOT ANSWER EMAIL!!!! I'M A GOOD FUCK AND YOULL NEVER KNOW!!!! I don't know about you...but I'm wet. This poor fellow can't understand women either. He's up front with his OCD, explains his sexual skill level, speaks in a tone that assures hearing impaired ladies can get the message, AND predicts the future. Total package if you ask me. Again, NO comments. Talk about pouring your heart out...grab a tissue and read these entries: Phone Nov 1, 2008 11:17 pm Mood: horny, 5 Views anyone want to talk dirty on the phone? 0 Comments Tahoe Nov 1, 2008 11:16 pm Mood: horny, 4 Views anyone want some tahoe sex 0 Comments SEX Nov 1, 2008 11:15 pm Mood: horny, 4 Views is anyone in tahoe that wants to be fucked 0 Comments Somebody Nov 1, 2008 11:13 pm Mood: horny, 4 Views need to be fucked 0 Comments Sex Nov 1, 2008 11:12 pm Mood: bored, 4 Views need it soon 0 Comments pics Nov 1, 2008 11:08 pm Mood: bored, 4 Views naughty pics 4 pics 0 Comments Sex Nov 1, 2008 11:08 pm Mood: kinky, 4 Views im willing to do anything right now 0 Comments Sex Nov 1, 2008 11:05 pm Mood: horny, 9 Views im so horney 2 Comments MILFS Nov 1, 2008 10:26 pm Mood: horny, 4 Views If theres any milfs in my town i avalible all night tonight for fucking. 0 Comments Sex Nov 1, 2008 10:24 pm Mood: horny, 4 Views I would love a latina for sex. 0 Comments This just might be a fellow in need. Obviously adaptable, willing to share, curious, and has a phone! 10 blog entries in 53 minutes. Need I add stick-to-itness? Sadly, even after these heart wrenching pleas...NO comments. The you have it Blogville. The evidence is in. Women here must be mean.  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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 By wet I'm sure you must mean the tears tracking your cheeks, huh! 
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By wet I'm sure you must mean the tears tracking your cheeks, huh! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Good point. I forgot that fact. Especially on Sunday and Thanksgiving. [blog talldarkavg1]
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If these guys worked on their spelling, it might do wonders. Many ladies on here use spelling mistakes as an excuse for not having wild, promiscious sex.  <- Profile photo courtesy of Bonding with coworkers
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You bring up a valid point. I will keep monitoring the events at hand and see if things improve after the chocolate OD's wear off. I think you have a female computer and had better hurry and give it some chocolate. Actually, you are the third comment but your computer refused to accept that. Hmm, another possible explanation. The NSA planting female computers in Blogville. [blog talldarkavg1]
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If these guys worked on their spelling, it might do wonders. Many ladies on here use spelling mistakes as an excuse for not having wild, promiscious sex. /:> [blog talldarkavg1]
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definitely prefers chocolate to a guy I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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I agree...we vagina folk are all bitches Darla 
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Ummm excuse me, sir....I am a woman...and I am always awake before 6am...it's usually the man I wore out the night before that is sleeping til noon  It must either be UR spellimg or lack of chocolate...or you just might be reading the wrong damn blogs!!  Have a throbbing, wet, sticky day 
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11/2/2008 6:19 am |
you forgot thte onew I saw yesterday that wanted to know was this a dating site or what? he doesn't have TIME for dates/meals & such. He is BUSY & just needs to have the sex, that's all!(I'm not sure he even wanted anytalking during sais sex, even!)
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11/2/2008 6:28 am |
P/S it seems mr man I refferred to has written a Part 2 to his blog. It also seems he didn't care for my answer to just hire a pro if he wanted sex on call so he deleted my comment!After all he has been on here since SEPTEMBER & hasn't gotten laid yet!
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 I'd like to keep my "beetchy" veneer for such bastions of manhood, if you don't mind. However, since they won't get past my first sentence because I've already appeased their hubris, they won't read the below written to them: I understand that Senior Sizzle has the tag line on it's sign up page: It's free and get laid (paraphrasing because it's before noon and I'm sleep-typing and can't remember), but just because it promises that you'll get laid doesn't mean it's my job to hold up to the site's promise to you. And yes, I do know how self-centered this next statement will be, but if you don't meet what I am seeking, I am going to move on. I am not here to get you off, give you what you are looking for, or take care of your needs. I am here to find someone who meets what I am seeking. I don't rip you a new one if you don't meet what I am searching. I truly don't need you to do that if I am not meeting yours. But, the cool thing is, that you're such the buffet of manliness that someone as idiotic and selfish as myself is only a blip on the monitor of all the women who are going to be at your front door, ripping their clothes off at your just opening the door to them.
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I'll have to ask Me lady ((((((Skye the First))))) and Ruler of All She exhumes (priestess of death an all that) whether or not I should comment on the women of blog ville. Cause like she's Mean and I really don't want her to get my dick caught in my zipper AGAIN. As always Swallow
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Damn !! ... and all this time I have that left over chocolate candy excuse me I am feeling a bit moist just thinking about having that creamy stuff in my mouth...... NOT tender hugs...m.
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oh ...oh...oh my I over slept ...again... I didnt get to be the first commenter... could be because I woke up at 5:30 thinkin it was Monday Morning... Those time zones across the pond cheat  another tender hug.......m.
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ohhhhhhhh ........TDA!! you look Mahvelous this morning Darlin tender hugs.... hey that chocolate is makin me feel frisky... uhhh ya know amorous  oh wait thats not unusual  have a terrific Sunday,TallDarkandneverwillbeAverageone  K3I am takin my chocolate and going back to bed ...m.
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No, you're wrong. It's our 'time of the month.' Hanging around in Blogville, we naturally all start to get 'our friend' at the same time. He'll probably get lots of responses in 5 days or so. Elevate me... 
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I prefer to think of myself as having standards that need to be met as opposed to being mean, but I can totally see how boys such as those you have posted here would think I'm mean. Whiners, beggars, and bitchers are beneath me, and should be below the standards of any woman who is confindent in who she is. As it is, these boys you've displayed here make me laugh, considering they think they're worth something to anyone!  Blessed Be
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definitely prefers chocolate to a guy [blog talldarkavg1]
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I agree...we vagina folk are all bitches Darla [blog talldarkavg1]
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Ummm excuse me, sir....I am a woman...and I am always awake before 6am...it's usually the man I wore out the night before that is sleeping til noon It must either be UR spellimg or lack of chocolate...or you just might be reading the wrong damn blogs!! Have a throbbing, wet, sticky day [blog talldarkavg1]
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Papy...you're just mean. BTW, I have a fresh box of chocolates...  I'm a and i'm here to stay
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you forgot thte onew I saw yesterday that wanted to know was this a dating site or what? he doesn't have TIME for dates/meals & such. He is BUSY & just needs to have the sex, that's all!(I'm not sure he even wanted anytalking during sais sex, even!) [blog talldarkavg1]
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P/S it seems mr man I refferred to has written a Part 2 to his blog. It also seems he didn't care for my answer to just hire a pro if he wanted sex on call so he deleted my comment!After all he has been on here since SEPTEMBER & hasn't gotten laid yet! [blog talldarkavg1]
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I'd like to keep my "beetchy" veneer for such bastions of manhood, if you don't mind. However, since they won't get past my first sentence because I've already appeased their hubris, they won't read the below written to them: I understand that Senior Sizzle has the tag line on it's sign up page: It's free and get laid (paraphrasing because it's before noon and I'm sleep-typing and can't remember), but just because it promises that you'll get laid doesn't mean it's my job to hold up to the site's promise to you. And yes, I do know how self-centered this next statement will be, but if you don't meet what I am seeking, I am going to move on. I am not here to get you off, give you what you are looking for, or take care of your needs. I am here to find someone who meets what I am seeking. I don't rip you a new one if you don't meet what I am searching. I truly don't need you to do that if I am not meeting yours. But, the cool thing is, that you're such the buffet of manliness that someone as idiotic and selfish as myself is only a blip on the monitor of all the women who are going to be at your front door, ripping their clothes off at your just opening the door to them. [blog talldarkavg1]
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