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Perhaps It's A Plague...The Women Have Turned Mean In Here
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hm [blog talldarkavg1]
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 say it isn't so! In all seriousness, not a single man in here–me included–knows what women go through with these morons. I just hoped a little humor might ease the pain.i lost my virginity years ago..... but i still have the box..... 
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well you had me and my husband rolling for quite a while  [blog talldarkavg1]
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Buttery Nipple Ingredients Ingredient Amount Butterscotch Schnapps 0.5 shot Grenadine 1.0 drop Irish Cream 0.5 shot Mixing Instructions The Butterscotch Schnapps makes up the bottom layer. The top layer of Baileys should be added using a spoon. This is a layered shot. Top with a drop of grenadine. Delicious! Comments This is good as a drink or a shot like it is. However if you want to add a twist try it with chocolateadded to it mmmm thought i,d leave a suitable drink for your bartender start guide and remember great minds think alike but fools seldom differ
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I was poking at ladies with a little satire. I will say this about the ladies I know from in here...every one of them is a gem, and each has an incredible sense of humor. Of course, not one of them would date me...but who can blame them? you never asked me....ever.... so dont go trying to be all innocent. definition of Date: 1) A big raisin that makes you sh1t***I always just buy the juice 2)an expression of time; a day, month and year 3)anything from a simple coffee meeting to the far end of the spectrum being the horizontal mamba 4)Expiration Date Due Date Option Date Application Date Date/Time Field Perfect Date Date Format Local Date Update Date Date Off Termination Date Cached Date Date Of Separation I would settle for a coffee date  take care....remember BR549 tender hugs...m.
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opportunity is knocking [blog talldarkavg1]
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Hmmmm chocolate [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thank you. We must unite. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Buttery Nipple Ingredients Ingredient Amount Butterscotch Schnapps 0.5 shot Grenadine 1.0 drop Irish Cream 0.5 shot Mixing Instructions The Butterscotch Schnapps makes up the bottom layer. The top layer of Baileys should be added using a spoon. This is a layered shot. Top with a drop of grenadine. Delicious! Comments This is good as a drink or a shot like it is. However if you want to add a twist try it with chocolateadded to it mmmm thought i,d leave a suitable drink for your bartender start guide and remember great minds think alike but fools seldom differ [blog talldarkavg1]
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ok at the risk of being lost in the avalanche ....... you never asked me....ever.... so dont go trying to be all innocent. definition of Date: 1) A big raisin that makes you sh1t***I always just buy the juice 2)an expression of time; a day, month and year 3)anything from a simple coffee meeting to the far end of the spectrum being the horizontal mamba 4)Expiration Date Due Date Option Date Application Date Date/Time Field Perfect Date Date Format Local Date Update Date Date Off Termination Date Cached Date Date Of Separation I would settle for a coffee date take care....remember BR549 tender hugs...m. [blog talldarkavg1]
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these shots are great. So is the fact that you slipped them past the powers to be. [blog talldarkavg1]
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11/14/2008 11:10 am |
May I borrow this darling to send to a male friend re his query re some women on here, some kind of Justice League, "here in blogland ... by women taking men to task for trying to approach women who are "out of their league". As per usual, this confused me so I thought that I would seek clarification ... How does one determine which league he is in? And, how does he determine if women are in or out of his "league"? Zeus forbid that a dude approach a woman who is above his strata." Oh I like this man and he would LOVE to read your post above. Bits of my answer to him was: What ??? Women not being nice ??? Surely you joshing ???  (He he.) We're just people ya know. Good bad pink purple small minded and wide. Just folks.  Downright nasty we can get too. (Conversely, when will WE women realise men are gentle deeply passionate caring considering and vulnerable critters. Just like we. And both genders take time to be just a little tiny bit more generous with each other hey? ) So there are some small-minded women folk. So what, did you think you guys had the market on that? (He he.) Then told him about my latest sad madness re 'strange' menfolk: the sad privilege of being smart enough to tell a lovely man (not,) that "his subtextual put downs and picking ons was not the attractive person I had thought." (From his carefully constructed blog and profile.) And so, being the Lady I am I said something along the lines of: "Byeee, lovely one, you are not for me. Good fortune etctera." That nicely put. His reply, (an adult psychology student mind you.) "You did not even let me explain. Your loss not mine I will not lose sleep over it." (Something like that.) Then blocked all further communication like a child slamming a door or something yes? Ah dear! So ... hardly ever happens but yes, every now and then one gets by my radar. Try what I do. Laugh and consider ourselves fortunate that we still keep a niceness and honesty to us yes? AND have the mostly THE most darling of peoples attracted to us as a result yeay! Byeee darling one.  Between you 'defending,' both sides and me 'defending,' both sides - we make a fabulous pair dontcha think? Mrs Five. Hmmn. Yes. Methinks I could live with that. Oh I could SQUISH you eat you you so damn fine on the heart and mind.  Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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11/14/2008 12:35 pm |
PS: All my menfolk are at the very least 40 yrs old plus. PPS: Hey YOU. I wanted to change my response to your post cause it was way too long, and your rotten blog wouldn't let me. Now you have TWO of the darn thangs. What IS that? Can you get rid of the longer version for me darlin? Some of the stuff included on the first one just does not apply. Thanks. Byeee.  Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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LMAO just what I needed today Thank you. Very well put!!
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11/14/2008 4:40 pm |
kudos
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Speaking of me personally...only once every 28 days. [blog talldarkavg1]
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May I borrow this darling to send to a male friend re his query re some women on here, some kind of Justice League, "here in blogland ... by women taking men to task for trying to approach women who are "out of their league". As per usual, this confused me so I thought that I would seek clarification ... How does one determine which league he is in? And, how does he determine if women are in or out of his "league"? Zeus forbid that a dude approach a woman who is above his strata." Oh I like this man and he would LOVE to read your post above. Bits of my answer to him was: What ??? Women not being nice ??? Surely you joshing ??? (He he.) We're just people ya know. Good bad pink purple small minded and wide. Just folks. Downright nasty we can get too. (Conversely, when will WE women realise men are gentle deeply passionate caring considering and vulnerable critters. Just like we. And both genders take time to be just a little tiny bit more generous with each other hey? ) So there are some small-minded women folk. So what, did you think you guys had the market on that? (He he.) Then told him about my latest sad madness re 'strange' menfolk: the sad privilege of being smart enough to tell a lovely man (not,) that "his subtextual put downs and picking ons was not the attractive person I had thought." (From his carefully constructed blog and profile.) And so, being the Lady I am I said something along the lines of: "Byeee, lovely one, you are not for me. Good fortune etctera." That nicely put. His reply, (an adult psychology student mind you.) "You did not even let me explain. Your loss not mine I will not lose sleep over it." (Something like that.) Then blocked all further communication like a child slamming a door or something yes? Ah dear! So ... hardly ever happens but yes, every now and then one gets by my radar. Try what I do. Laugh and consider ourselves fortunate that we still keep a niceness and honesty to us yes? AND have the mostly THE most darling of peoples attracted to us as a result yeay! Byeee darling one. Between you 'defending,' both sides and me 'defending,' both sides - we make a fabulous pair dontcha think? Mrs Five. Hmmn. Yes. Methinks I could live with that. Oh I could SQUISH you eat you you so damn fine on the heart and mind. [blog talldarkavg1]
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LMAO just what I needed today Thank you. Very well put!! [blog talldarkavg1]
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PS: All my menfolk are at the very least 40 yrs old plus. PPS: Hey YOU. I wanted to change my response to your post cause it was way too long, and your rotten blog wouldn't let me. Now you have TWO of the darn thangs. What IS that? Can you get rid of the longer version for me darlin? Some of the stuff included on the first one just does not apply. Thanks. Byeee. [blog talldarkavg1]
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11/14/2008 10:10 pm |
If you would spend as much time with your wife as you do this flipping blog she mite not be so bitchy.....lm3m
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11/15/2008 12:41 am |
Re Quote TallDark & Not So Average: "Try as we may...men just cannot live the female experience. If we could...we probably wouldn't behave like men." Er what? One very rare time I do not understand what you meant. I was talking about both genders being human beings? And that a little niceness goes a long way. Particularly when it may be a little bit more difficult. (As you often say yes?) Otherwise both "sides" perpetuate the darn "sides" thang. (And again darling ... may I send this to my friend?) Byeee.  Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Gracias [blog talldarkavg1]
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If you would spend as much time with your wife as you do this flipping blog she mite not be so bitchy.....lm3m [blog talldarkavg1]
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Re Quote TallDark & Not So Average: "Try as we may...men just cannot live the female experience. If we could...we probably wouldn't behave like men." Er what? One very rare time I do not understand what you meant. I was talking about both genders being human beings? And that a little niceness goes a long way. Particularly when it may be a little bit more difficult. (As you often say yes?) Otherwise both "sides" perpetuate the darn "sides" thang. (And again darling ... may I send this to my friend?) Byeee. [blog talldarkavg1]
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11/25/2008 12:16 pm |
If you find the answer to that one please let me know immediately.
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