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My Bad Porn Experience.........
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My Bad Porn Experience......... As you know, I enjoy my porn. I've had a love of anything Jenna Jameson for years. She is without a doubt the queen of porn. I love her! My ideal adult movie includes the following: 1.hot girls 2.cute boys that don't look gay 3.chick on chick action 4.3 some is optional 5.girl on top, all cowgirl style 6.a little doggie style just for fun 7.Topped off with a bad ass cum shot So a couple of weeks ago, while in a luxury hotel in Las Vegas, I decide I need to watch a little girl on girl. I'm there with spouse so you know i'm not getting any. Maybe I should have just gone to the Bunny Ranch by myself? Anyway, I locate the adult section on my pay per view, proceed to flip through my viewing choices and choose the one with the picture of the hot chick on it that is labeled "Hard Core". In my world, this is a great day: A nice suite, unlimited hot porn, room service. The only way this situation could be improved upon would be if I had a well hung 26-33 yr old boy with a very talented tongue. I order my food, complete with martini,strip down to my thong and a short little sexy T, prepare the travel toys just in case and click the "Buy" button on the remote. Yeah, I know room service will be there soon. But who cares i'm in Vegas and you know I like the art of the tease anyway. The movie starts, first scene is a dark haired hot chick walking straight over to guy lounging in a chair, who's face or body you can't see. So dark haired hot chick starts sucking him off like the porn star she is, then decides she should just reverse cow girl it and backs up to him, still haven't seen him at this point. Second scene, the bedroom, I see dark haired hot chick on all four's with a hand headed her way and i'm like ok, now we're gettin to the good stuff. Something about seeing a girl getting her pussy licked from behind gets me off. I don't know why, but it does. Wait a minute, I know why.. because it's fucking hot, that's why! So then faceless stranger comes in for a mouthful, I start feeling that little tingle of excitement down there. Trying desperately to contain myself because remember room service hasn't come yet, Before I know it I have half a hand down my panties and am more then ready for what ever may come my way, room service would just have to wait and wonder what all the moaning was about. For an alleged sex addict, an orgasm is the single greatest pleasure on earth. Back to the movie, all you can see is faceless strangers mouth and tongue, oh my god i'm about to go crazy ready to cum. Then with no warning, the stranger suddenly has a face. It's a face similar to the freaky uncle in Chainsaw Massacre 1. Now,the only other time I have dried up that quickly was when I was 17 and my dad almost caught me riding my boyfriend on our back porch. What in the hell has happened to porn? All I ask is that the girls not look like crack whores, the guys not look like they would much rather be taking it in the ass, and all sex scenes are in full view.I want to see everything full on and feel like i'm there. I can't even watch those Cinemax half-assed movies, they just piss me off. The porn industry is bigger then ever and this is the actor they have chosen for me to watch fuck the hot chick and<b> touch myself. </font></b>Are you kidding me? Seriously. I would have gotten more turned on watching the angry, mexican housekeeper with the thick mustache + beard clean the toilet across the hall. I have been scarred now! Possibly even permanently damaged from this horrible porn experience. Dear Jenna, You better start saving your pennies, i'm not sure i'll be back anytime soon. We'll always have "Janine Loves Jenna" though. Love, S. Come For The Booty, Stay For The Brains |
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4/17/2008 3:03 pm |
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4/17/2008 9:53 pm |
Well its seems we have a concensus you may have to go see the Therapist. If you do not have funding for that how about something cheaper like a Hs baseball game. Baseball is good for erasing the memory from the visual side of the brain.
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Agreed! I might be at that game anyway,you better hope the hottie college boy son isn't there, I warned you already that he's coming with me and I can't promise i'll give him back. Come For The Booty, Stay For The Brains
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4/18/2008 8:27 am |
Not till all the dots are connected at Therapy. Remember visual scaring is a very bad condition of the inner realm. So do not get ahead of yourself, this treatment is long, deleberate and slow. Sometimes it may even be painful. Thats why most choose baseball.
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What a terrible shame - a porn experience gone bad. BTW - I agree with you - the standards have seriously gone down hill. “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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4/21/2008 1:35 am |
I used to see some of those crappy cable ones. It amazed me how far away from the guys cock the womens pussy was when they supposedly "fucked". You'd have to be a complete idiot to think they were actually having sex. terrible.
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