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Loser Email of the Day  

myelin36 53F
4614 posts
12/3/2016 10:19 am
Loser Email of the Day


Unsolicited initial email from a 24 year old male that lives three states away:

"Hey baby want to suck my cock."

Appropriate replies?

Your thoughts appreciated.

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passionateaction 54M
1575 posts
12/3/2016 10:23 am

No response the best response


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
12/3/2016 10:34 am

Block and forget it

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workinPaNub 58M
104 posts
12/3/2016 10:37 am

When I was 24, If I got any response (acceptance or anger) to a message like this, I would see it a s green light to continue. If not with you then with someone else.
But, If I heard nothing back, I would have moved on.


Tallguy081964 59M
220 posts
12/3/2016 10:48 am

tell him, no unless it's 600 miles long, reaching from his place to yours


Playmate4over40s 59M  
8 posts
12/3/2016 10:49 am

Don't respond and block...too many people think this is a McPussy's drive thru. What happened to seducing each others brain before their bodies? Maybe it's why my success rate is higher.

Sin
Remember everyday is a great day, just keep overcoming temporary challenges!


porterpiper1 57F
3755 posts
12/3/2016 10:50 am

I would just laugh


cc2 64M
26 posts
12/3/2016 10:52 am

Tell him only if it can reach


Nevada540 54F  
25 posts
12/3/2016 10:56 am

i used to just ignore them too but after being on here for a while now i tend to respond now if for no other reason than to give them a lesson on etiquette and respect lol. Yes alot of people look at Senior Sizzle as a hookup site thinking everyone on here is just looking to meet and fuck whoever and whenever but for alot of us on here we actually look at it for what it's called "Senior Sizzle", we are trying to find a friend we connect with and hopefully get to have alot of fun with, and i know for myself i prefer a long term friend. I have tried and tried to figure out what people are actually thinking when they send an initial message like that, "hey wanna fuck", "hey wanna suck my dick", or send a dick pick saying "hey wanna ride this" etc, but i am still at a loss trying to figure it out lol. And what gets me more than anything is when i do respond and nicely give them some advice, they get offended, really!!!!!


DonnaChang 54F
212 posts
12/3/2016 10:57 am

I'm more sarcastic and my response might be....

"No, but you can suck my cock!"


Phxchill 63M
312 posts
12/3/2016 11:00 am

    Quoting DonnaChang:
    I'm more sarcastic and my response might be....

    "No, but you can suck my cock!"



wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
12/3/2016 11:19 am

sure, please mail it to P.O. Box. 666, Hell Freezes Over,

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


myelin36 replies on 12/3/2016 12:39 pm:
I'm laughing my butt off at some of these responses but yours takes the cake!

nicelipss66 48F
24236 posts
12/3/2016 11:50 am

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    sure, please mail it to P.O. Box. 666, Hell Freezes Over,
Hahahaha, that is good


DoctorBooty 43M
6426 posts
12/3/2016 12:15 pm

Tell him its too small. That will always piss a guy off.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
12/3/2016 1:29 pm

CRAP ON YOUR NOISE!

Did you just say you want to be blocked!

Using more than all the road!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/3/2016 1:49 pm

I just can't believe you haven't replied to say that you'll travel to suck his cock and, when he's cum, that you'll drive back home. You are being quite unreasonable! After all his first name may be Donald!
I'm just joking.


lyavu 50F
1538 posts
12/3/2016 5:51 pm

I get lots of those even from older men . To be honest Senior Sizzle is fun u log off after a fun experience reading emails and chatting . pple r interesting


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
12/3/2016 6:52 pm

I was going to say you should reply with just "Sure", but then I saw WE's comment. Dang she's good! That's just priceless!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
12/3/2016 7:39 pm

I'd have to think long and hard to come up with something better then Wicked's reply, if I could, and I don't think he's worth it.

Vive La Difference


ProfPlayful 53M
3861 posts
12/3/2016 7:59 pm

"I can't tell from here. Drop it in the mail and I'll let you know in a week or two."

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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/3/2016 8:30 pm

Just like she said, Keep It Simple Sweetheart.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/3/2016 9:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Good answer!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/3/2016 9:17 pm

As funny as it is....I have to agree that no response is the best answer. He won't be around long anyway. He'll get pissed off and rant about how nobody here wants to fuck and how he doesn't understand why, but we'll all know the answer. We just won't tell him. Don't even try to wise this fuckwit up.

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ironman2769 58M  
12877 posts
12/4/2016 3:03 am

I would bet that he sent over 50 emails with the question......hoping for 1 response....

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positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
12/4/2016 8:40 pm

Tell him yes, give a date, time to meet and the address. The address of the bus station or the police dept. Tell him you can hardly wait.


drinksprite62 61M  
7927 posts
12/5/2016 5:40 pm

Some great responses but I wouldn't waste the time on the loser. You deserve re.spect


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