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Blogs > myelin36 > Dirty Little Secrets

Masturbation
 

myelin36 53F
4614 posts
4/16/2016 7:37 pm
Masturbation
This would be me: (one photo should be attached)

Visit my blog:myelin36. Come read my Dirty Little Secrets


WantUToWantMeToo 54M

4/16/2016 7:59 pm

 Lol


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:10 am:

JasmineUSA 70F
187 posts
4/16/2016 8:01 pm

 Using ones hands or toys is okay but I need the real thingy too!Just sayin!


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:10 am:
I won't disagree with you. Nothing is better than the real thing unless your partner is a limp noodle or a one and done and has no foreplay skills.

2ndTrynSC 52M
333 posts
4/16/2016 8:17 pm

 I'd be immortal too, but id rather give up a few years and have actual sex again!


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:09 am:
I would trade immortality for quality sex anytime.

AmorphousAmor 64M
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3574 posts
4/16/2016 8:21 pm

 Welcome to the Island of Worn-out Toys


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:09 am:
Tell me about it. Replacement toys are expensive. At least the ones I play with!

pagancountrygirl 66F
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6466 posts
4/16/2016 8:33 pm

 I wonder how many of us would trade our immortality for actual sex?
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:08 am:
I most definitely would if given the right opportunity.

Chance6369 57M
307 posts
4/16/2016 8:43 pm

 YES!!!


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:08 am:
Now there's hope for all us '"lost" souls that can't get laid!

oldbstrd55 67M
3292 posts
4/16/2016 9:43 pm

 My carpel tunnels giving me fits. I might start losing some years.


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:07 am:
Ohhh... better get a partner to help with that so you can rest your wrist.

passionateaction 54M
1575 posts
4/17/2016 3:07 am

 Hey, I'm in the club as well


myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:06 am:
Welcome to the club!

veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
4/17/2016 5:13 am

 Sounds like me too...lol!
“Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh

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ironman2769 58M  
12877 posts
4/17/2016 5:28 am

 You confirmed what I have always thought...
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myelin36 replies on 4/17/2016 6:05 am:
Does that mean you are immoral..oops I mean "immortal" too?

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
4/17/2016 8:30 am

 Me too. Blind but immortal.
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myelin36 replies on 4/19/2016 7:20 am:
Doubtful that you are blind. How else would you enjoy those beautiful landscapes you often post to your blog?!

topherific 61M
5209 posts
4/17/2016 9:07 am

welcome to the club!


myelin36 replies on 4/19/2016 7:19 am:
You too!

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
4/17/2016 11:49 am

 Thank heaven for Mrs. Palm and her five lovely daughters


myelin36 replies on 4/19/2016 7:19 am:
Got to love Rosy and her sisters.. beware you could get carpal tunnel though.

dan_nl_2006 42M
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1117 posts
4/17/2016 3:28 pm

 A little math.

1 X masturbation/ week increase life expectancy by 20%
5 X masturbation/ week increase life expectancy by 100%
7 X masturbation/ week increase life expectancy by 120%
??? X masturbation/ week increase life expectancy by infinity%


myelin36 replies on 4/19/2016 7:18 am:
I should add another disclaimer: I am not a finance major so perhaps you should enlighten me.

Golly06 71M
1932 posts
4/17/2016 6:37 pm

 Haha! Very funny and I liked the comment about trading immortality for actual sex.


myelin36 replies on 4/18/2016 5:55 am:
Me too!

leftbehind62 62M  
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2121 posts
4/18/2016 11:20 am

 Wait!!!!! If I am holding my breath during an orgasm, how can I be immortal based on how often I masturbate???? I should already be dead!!! Or, is that immortal???? CRAP! This is confusing!!!! Lmfao!!! Hugs sexy! happym;


myelin36 replies on 4/19/2016 7:18 am:
Go with whatever feels good.

LOVETOSUCKLOT 57M
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502 posts
5/1/2016 4:07 pm

 lol


LOVETOSUCKLOT 57M
Ask me for a photo
502 posts
5/1/2016 4:08 pm

 thts funny


LOVETOSUCKLOT 57M
Ask me for a photo
502 posts
5/1/2016 4:08 pm

 I should try that lol


workinPaNub 58M
104 posts
5/3/2016 7:30 pm

 Truly hilarious


workinPaNub 58M
104 posts
5/3/2016 7:34 pm

 Ah shit,,,, I couldn't think of anything to say so I just posted "truly hilarious"

I just feel deep right now and didn't want to bring us all down. Truth is... as essential as masturbation is.... it leaves me feeling more alone and feeling my own mortality.


Dark_Star1972 51M
743 posts
5/23/2016 11:58 pm

 That made me laugh. And it's so true!
The Darkstar

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