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CL Disappointment...  

tulsaliza 65F
5485 posts
12/1/2010 6:14 pm
CL Disappointment...


Well, my CL masturbatory partner possibility fell through today...I was hoping this guy was UP for helping me realize my masturbatory fantasy in a room in the hotel next door to my office building...unfortunately, the CL guy is a guy having to seek sex on a budget...nothing like having to be on a budget for your extra-circular, sexual activities. Definitely a HUGE turn-off for me.

When the guy started whining about how much a hotel room cost and for an hour of masturbating...seriously, you want me to drive a good 25-minutes to your apartment, get naked, masturbate myself and get myself off in approximately 5, maybe 10-minutes if I make all the lights to your approximate location and then get dressed and drive the 25-minutes back to my office in downtown Tulsa...thanks, but I can masturbate myself in 5 to 10-minutes in the comfort of my home without the hassle of fighting traffic to and from downtown Tulsa all by myself in the mornings...thanks, but no thanks. If you're too cheap to spring for a hotel room to make it close and convenient for me...which only makes it better for you...well, you're NOT the masturbatory partner I want to venture forth with on this adventure.

I'm sure if I really wanted to live-out this masturbatory adventure, I could find a man that would be willing to spring for a room at the downtown Marriott for a "nooner" rendezvous!! I was really disappointed, I was really starting to get hot and bothered with this fantasy...especially since I didn't have any idea what this guy looked like...of course, I did ask about his cock length when fully erect and he made the mistake of responding that it was "adequate"...same for the girth or circumference of his cock when it is fully erect..."adequate" just doesn't cut it...if I ask you about your length and girth, I truly expect measurements, exactness!!! I don't want to wait and find out for myself...I want you to tell me so I have something to look forward to enjoying when we get together.

Another "red flag" was when I mentioned enjoying giving a Lingam massage during one of the masturbatory sessions...and then in another session we would devote the hour to my partner giving me a Yoni massage...mention of both of these activities, which neither one involves the exchange of bodily fluids but does include an orgasmic finish for the receiver of that particular session...the guy would go off on a tangent of how great I would feel after he administered his oral attentions...HELLO, oral is NOT included in this deal...masturbation, masturbatory...good grief, did this guy loose track completely?????

So, another CL experiment turns into a disappointment, I'm really NOT interested in sex on a budget!!!!

I wonder what kind of responses I would get if I posted an ad on CL seeking someone to make this masturbatory fantasy come/cum true, someone that isn't concerned with sex on a budget, but maybe even has set aside a little bit to indulge now and then...think I would get many REAL responses?????

Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure...
- Lord Byron, Don Juan


getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
12/1/2010 6:49 pm

I'm cheap...but not that cheap! I'd def spring for a room, and there'd be not whining; just a lil moaning lol.

On the asking note about size, if I was you I'd ask for a pic. I mean he could say huge, then in reality turn-out too be tiny tim!

Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


tulsaliza replies on 12/1/2010 9:02 pm:
Glad to hear that you're not cheap or financially challenged...when it comes to sex, I can't imagine anyone wanting to scrimp and cut corners...but, I also realize that sex on a budget might be all that some guys and gals know.

As far as the size thing...asking for a pic just opens the door to more lies about size...easy to steal a pic off of the internet. My tried and true way of knowing a man is less than he thinks acceptable is when he responds with his size being adequate or he's had no complaints...seriously, I don't ask unless I really want to know...what goes along with the inability to answer my question as to size, is the guy's ability to get and maintain an erection.

frog_princess 64F
754 posts
12/1/2010 11:15 pm

Sometimes, when I am not thinking of the cost of a room, or what it will cost a lover...I think about having a secret love nest. Somewhere where I will have lots of pillows, satin comforters, expensive Egyptian cotton sheets. A place with rose lite bulbs, soft music and plenty of candles...those are things that the motels that I have been in never have. Perhaps I will come across a lover who's desires are the same as mine...a safe, erotic environment in which to make crazy love...where the walls are not thin...


getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
12/1/2010 11:17 pm

Sex on a budget=the cheapest and fastest way into your panties!

See that don't make no sense either lol, why show something you know you can't produce? Guess it happens. As for keeping it up I couldn't imagine having a problem with that. Your pussy is great looking! I look at your pic and then mine and see a great tight fit!

Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
12/5/2010 8:32 am

I’ve been reading the course of this story this morning, and my first thought is also my last – “a hotel room at the Marriott for an hour of mutual masturbation!?” I generally only get a room if we can spare at least two hours, and that is not just for jerking each other off! Now for the price of a quality hotel room like that – I expect to use it overnight.

I very well understand your point too, about your convenience and trying to squeeze this all in during lunch, but those are my "guidelines" and most ladies generally are like-minded enough to agree.

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