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Parrot Joke  

makesupregnant 55M
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7/3/2011 11:34 am

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5/3/2012 6:13 pm
Parrot Joke


Marilyn had a parrot, who would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man. He'd shout all kinds of obscenities, always leading off with “Somebody’s gonna get it tonight!”

In desperation, Marilyn went to her local pet store and explained the parrot’s behavior to the manager. “What you need,” he said, “is a female bird. As I don’t have a parrot, try this female owl.”

Marilyn took the owl home and put it near her parrot. He glared at it. Marilyn was happy to have solved her problem. That night a guest came in for a nightcap. Then suddenly she heard the parrot screech and she knew that things had not changed. “Somebody’s gonna get it tonight!” said the parrot. The owl replied, “Whoo? Whoo?” And the parrot said, “Not you!” “Not you!”
Marcus222287 38M
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7/3/2011 12:15 pm

 lol good one


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