10812 posts 10/18/2009 4:06 pm
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Bob's Weekly Advice.....
What the fuck is up all you nasty sluts and you dirty fucking perverts? It's that time of the week that you all look forward too, that time where Bob pops out of the pants of Massageman and Gives it to you doggy style right into the ears and eyes of you all. Giving you the answers to the burning questions or just that burning sensation that you have down in you neither regions that you ask in the pages of Ask Bob
Pull up a chair, Turn off the TV, Pull down your pants, Get out "Cattle Prod" out, Grab the lube and grab yourself, Here is that rubber clown you all hate to love, or love to hate, or love to love or hate to hate, ..... oh who cares what you think of him...... Here's BOB!!!!!
 
Thank you, Thank you, Spank You, and Then we'll tie you up you over there. You're all a bunch of dirty whores and nasty bastards today aren't you? And you know what? I love that about you all. You make me so Horny when you all act that way.
So how have you all been this week? MO has been a little busy, so if you've missed seeing him out and about...... well I don't care.
So have you all gone by the Busty Awards and seen who's won? If you were supposed to present an award..... did you? Or did you forget?
the annual busty awards2009
Anyways, I digress.....
This weeks question comes from;
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Howdy Bob! When I got in my truck to go home from work this afternoon. There was a pair of lady's panties laying on the seat with a note pinned to it saying "Love you babe!" Smelled sweet too!
How do I find out which lady co-worker left these in my truck?
Sleepless in Atlanta!
Well, There's a long and a short way around this
The long way:
First, because this will take some time, store these panties in a zip-lock bag to keep them fresh.
You need to find a good German Shepard Breeder, and have them get their to get it on. Then in about 3 or 15 months,..... how ever long dogs stay pregnant, and then when that bitch pops out the litter of ankle bitters, pick out the alpha dog, or pup seeing as how it's just born.
Now, begin this dogs training. Teach him the ways of his powerful nose. How you may ask, well, To teach the dog, you must become the dog. You must sleep and eat as the dog, let him gain your trust and allowing him to give you his obedience and loyalty.
Once you have earned this loyalty you must begin to get him to sniff down and learn to track and hunt for items. Start with small snacks inside his favorite toys, then step it up to him having to find his meals. And then from his meals to having to track down random items.
Now after years of training and honing hm in on his techniques, pull out the bag that you have stored these mystery panties in. And let Fido have a good sniff.
Now take him to work with you, and let him get one more good sniff. and let him loose in the office building. Now there will be some ciaos from him sniff all the crotches of the ladies. I'm sure some will enjoy, but most will be appalled at it. Now with all the training he will come to find your mystery woman with a loud bark and yelp.
After he has located her, walk up to her, and show her the panties, and tell her you're ready for a wild night.
Now this will take some time to do, and lets hope that she has not gotten married, or thinks that you're gay.
Now to the faster way:
Take them into work with you, now here's the tricky part.
You've got to get under each ones desk without them knowing.
As they sit down..... take a deep breath in, and match the scent.
It may take a few day, but it's quicker then training a dog.
I hope this has help you other perverts out there with a similar problem of tracking down your mysterious pantie woman.
Keep in mind, I'm only down to 4 questions, so this means only 1 month of questions, and I know that you all want more then a month of knowledge from me so please ask me ..... I dare you!
Do you want to know how to fold your<b> thongs </font></b>so they don't leave fold lines? Do You want to know how to choose the best food for food play? Do you want to spice things up with peppers in bed? then Just Ask Bob
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18009 posts 10/19/2009 7:43 pm |
I think Bob was Autistic growing up, because his IQ is extremely high with out having to really learn  |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 10/19/2009 7:46 pm |
| Happy Hunting my friend, and let me know how the "Treeing" goes |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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