10812 posts 10/4/2009 12:00 pm
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Bob's Weekly Advice.....
What the<b> fuck </font></b>is up all you nasty sluts and you dirty fucking perverts? It's that time of the week that you all look forward too, that time where Bob pops out of the pants of Massageman and Gives it to you doggy style right into the ears and eyes of you all. Giving you the answers to the burning questions or just that burning sensation that you have down in you neither regions that you ask in the pages of Ask Bob
Pull up a chair, Turn off the TV, Pull down your pants, Get out "The Jackhammer" out, Grab the lube and grab yourself, Here is that rubber clown you all hate to love, or love to hate, or love to love or hate to hate, ..... oh who cares what you think of him...... Here's BOB!!!!!
 
Thank you, Thank you, Spank You, and Then we'll tie you up you over there. You're all a bunch of dirty whores and nasty bastards today aren't you? And you know what? I love that about you all. You make me so Horny when you all act that way.
Alright Alright Alright, know what you're really here for, you want me to answer some perverted question that someone has asked, and here it is, straight from your questions right from MO's pants......
This weeks question comes from:
AtomicTwatCpl
Someone told me that the discharge from an enema is full of vitamins, nutrients, and anti-oxidants. I've saved my water but i don't have a good recipe. Can you help me with his?
Signed,
Emma Enema
GREAT question you nasty slut 
YES, this is true, except for the Anti-oxidants part. Your Piss is loaded with more Anti-oxidants then enema water.
As for a recipe for it, Well Here's the best thing to do,....
Once you notice that you begin to have a case of diarrhea or anal leakage grab an enema kit and put a little fresh Lemon or Lime juice in there and fill the rest with warm water, about a 70/30 mixture of Hot to Cold water, it makes for the best feeling and drinking temperature.
Now once you've got your bottle mixed shove the straw up your leaky ass and fill it up, and allow the flow back into the bottle. Now once you've gotten the bottle re-filled waste no time in getting some fresh mint ready about 6 to 10 leaves will do. Crush the fresh mint with a tea spoon full of "Sugar In The Raw" sugar.
Pour the fresh enema water over the mint/sugar mixture. Now the warmth of the water will help to quickly dissolve the sugar that is left.
Now here is the most important part..... Do Not Boil..... I know a lot of you are shocked by this  ..... But Bob, there is a lot of bacteria in the enema water, it is not good for you..... Well there is also a lot of vitamins in there as well and what is a vitamin's worst enemy? High Heat! and boiling the water will kill off the lots of good vitamins. And we all know, if there is more good then bad that it will cancel out the bad part of it and make it good for you. Sure the Bacteria will have the odor aspect to it, but you'll get past that because it has all the good in it for you.
Now this is MOST important, you must consume it right away. Don't try and bottle it, and let Mr. Atomic take it to work and put it in the fridge. Not in fear that someone else will drink it by accident, but that the vitamins and nutrients do not store well. They must be consumed quickly. Not even freezing it will help. Because in freezing you have to reheat, and remember what heat dose to the vitamins?
Now don't be afraid to experiment with flavoring. Some orange zest and Kayne pepper makes for a great morning pick me up and cat nip and ginger make for a great night cap style.
Now I hope this has helped you and many others to explore into finding new recipes and finding new and natural ways to be healthy.
Now I need your help to keep this going, but I only have 4 questions left, and if you want more then a months worth of Doggy Style to the Ear advice, then you need to ask a question of Bob.
Do you Dare ask bob a question? Do you have a burning question that only Bob can answer? Is it about how to put batteries in your toys? Is it how to suck a mean cock? Or how to run a naked mile safely? The best way to Set Up the video camera? Hell, do you just want to know how to be a better lover? Then just Ask Bob
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18009 posts 10/4/2009 2:27 pm |
Hey, she asked for it  and OOOOOOOO look, Dimps Bling.. SWEET!!!!! |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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18009 posts 10/4/2009 6:45 pm |
| Well that's just not right, now you're going to be chicken |
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Much Love, Respect and Great Adventures to Follow
Come Inside [blog massageman00]
Want a Bob? The Giveaway
Got a burning question? Ask Bob
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