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Crazy things stupid Women do for Guys.
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Crazy things stupid Women do for Guys. Christie Griffin of Cosmopolitan published this gem of wisdom about crazy things women do for men. From a transvestite point of view she has brain damage. CHRISTIE: Killing Ourselves in Spin Class. Exercise and endorphins rock, but honestly, if the world was made up of only women, would the 60-minute, 500-calorie sweat-and-pain fest exist? Don't think so. ME: Yes, it would continue. Stupid people can't give up spinning. The rest of us would continue using stationary exercise bikes. Combined with weight training and a healthy diet. Fat people that don't care how they look, will still be fat. CHRISTIE: Running the Water When We Use the Restroom. Well now, this is just embarrassing. But we turn on the faucet because God forbid our guys hear our streams hit the toilet water. It makes absolutely no sense to pretend we don't do all the regular (and gross) things that men do in the bathroom, but we try to cover our tracks anyway. ME: That is because she has an emotional problem. Mine is strictly mental. If it's just me, I can pee. No problem. I can't if people are in the restroom, talking or waiting. I have to faucet, flush or pour my drink slow and concentrate. It takes concentration for me to pee, with people present. CHRISTIE: Wearing Five-Inch Heels. We'll admit that we love how sexy we look in sky-high heels. But once we've worn them for a couple of hours, those<b> stilettos </font></b>betray us big-time. Yeah, we could change into the genius fold-up ballet flats that we stashed in our clutch, but then he might find out our legs don't go on forever. ME: I wear five-inch heels, with ease. The secret is the shoe size. BUY SHOES THAT FIT YOUR FEET. Use gel sole inserts. Work your calves at the gym. Unless you are dancing ballet, don't carry ballet shoes. CHRISTIE: Wearing the Jersey of a Sports Team We Don't Care About. If we're going to sport a loose-fitting, unflattering shirt in public, we'd rather go with the super-soft T-shirt we've had since ninth grade, not a 100 percent polyester jersey with some random dude's name on the back. Even worse is when we actually have a favorite team and instead don the colors of our man's obsession because he asked us to. ME: The name is not random if you support the team, school or city. Does not apply to those lacking school and civic pride. Wear the colors of your team, not his team. Because if your esteem is that low, then you are that pathetic. Sport teams offer fashion cut clothes for their female fans. Not something in your closet from ninth grade. CHRISTIE: Staying Overnight at His Place, in the Middle of Nowhere, on a Weekday. The only thing that irks us more than getting ready for work out of our home base is having to prepare an overnight bag with just the essentials. No favorite hair dryer, no choice of outfits depending to the weather, no shoe vs. boot options. Boo. ME: Then invite him to your place. Or go home drunk alone and horny, instead of packing a bag to bitch about later. CHRISTIE: Buying Presents for His Relatives Our guy may not remember his mom's birthday, but of course, we do which in turn makes us feel responsible for ensuring she receives a present. Like, have you ever heard a guy complain that he has sooo much Christmas shopping to do? No. Women take charge of present shopping because we simply can't trust that our guys will get it done. And that's just crazy. ME: There is a major difference between GUYS and MEN. A guy does not remember your moms' birthday. He will forget yours. Your effort should be to get away from him, not make up for him. Oh, wait that's right you're stupid.  |
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