4735 posts 11/11/2006 7:02 pm
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The in The Blog
Mood: I’ve been a bad, bad boy ….. but I was led astray …….. again!
That dogging babe!
That dogging babe!
I really wish
She would behave!
Every time
I start my blogging
She invites me
to go dogging.
Come on hun,
Let’s go dogging.
Much more fun
Than when
You’re blogging.
Will you me in a car?
Will you me near and far?
I will not you in a car.
I will not you near and far.
I will not do it dogging babe
I’ve started blogging ‒ do behave!
Would you me in the grass?
Would you me up my arse?
I would not you in the grass.
I would not, could not up your arse.
In a car.
Near or far.
I will not do it dogging babe
I’ve started blogging ‒ do behave!
Will you me in a boat?
Will you me down my throat?
I will not you in a boat.
I will not you down your throat.
In the grass.
Up your arse.
In a car.
Near or far.
I will not do it dogging babe
I’ve started blogging ‒ do behave!
Will you me up a tree?
me when I have a pee!
I will not you up a tree.
That's disgusting - when you pee.
In a boat.
Down your throat.
In the grass.
Up your arse.
In a car.
Near or far.
I will not do it dogging babe
I’ve started blogging ‒ do behave!
Will you me on my tits
And play with all my naughty bits.
I will not you on your tits
Or play with all your naughty bits.
I will not you up a tree.
Or when you’re going for a pee.
In a boat.
Down your throat.
In the grass.
Up your arse.
In a car.
Near or far.
I will not do it dogging babe
I’ve started blogging ‒ do behave!
C’mon baby have some nerve,
And be my naughty doggy-perve.
Just one little with me ‒
You will like it.
You will see.
So it was well after dark
In a place where those cars park
Naturally, I’d prefer blogging
But soon enough
She had me dogging.
So I dogged her on her tits
And played with all her naughty bits.
Yes, I dogged her up a tree.
And then when she had a pee.
In a boat.
Down her throat.
In the grass.
Up her arse.
In a car.
Near and far.
I did those things to dogging babe
Oh boy - she made me misbehave!
© warmandsexy52 2006
I honestly don’t know whether “dogging” is a uniquely British recreation, or simply a UK term for something much more universal. The practice is an ad-hoc outdoor swinging session, when those aficionados of the activity turn up after dark in rural car parks and visit each others’ cars. There seem to be “doggers” who are the doers, and “peekers,” who are the voyeurs. Not exactly my cup of tea ‒ it does seem to have a thing about it that strikes me as being both very dodgy and a bit cheap and nasty, and although Devil’s Dyke, where I often go paragliding, is allegedly a dogging spot I’ve never seen anything going on, probably because I always am gone before sunset (or it’s damned hard to see such details from hundreds of feet up! ).
It does however rhyme with blogging and it was when reading madiemoon’s very funny post The Cat in the Hat on Aging that I couldn’t get “Green Eggs and Ham” out of my head, which of course transperved into “The in The Blog.”
Take care, and if anyone is to distract you from your blogging may I wish you every naughtiness. 
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15173 posts 11/19/2006 12:54 am |
I have not heard the term dogging...but this was so cute...I love it *smiles*...thank you  
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/25/2006 1:05 am:
Seems as though the term is an English one. So glad you enjoyed it ....... and my very best wishes for moving house.
hugs
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36204 posts 11/16/2006 4:56 pm |
Bravo Warm, I bow to the king of poetry. I have so missed your wit and talent. Peace2u
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question
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warmandsexy52 replies on 11/23/2006 11:05 pm:
It is so nice to see you back in Blogland again. Welcome back and thanks for such a lovely comment.
{=}
warm xx |
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11/15/2006 1:30 pm
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JUST so that you know AND hear it from me as well, I think it was incredibly creative of you... and I just LOVED reading it and even re-reading it...
But then again, I have loved your poems ever since I have arrived in Blog Land
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/22/2006 5:29 pm:
Awwwwww! Thanks sweetie. 
warm xx |
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11/15/2006 5:13 am
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Like it a lot..but isn't it fun to be led astray once in a while? And I really don't think Dr. Seuss would be too upset..
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/22/2006 4:59 pm:
Thanks for dropping by, taliesin. Being led astray can be real fun, while at the same time not admitting as much responsibility as one should. As for Dr Seuss ....... I guess he would have done some real naughty funnies if he were here on this friendly site.
I have really enjoyed your blog. Your romantic poetry is beautiful with powerful imagery. A nice place to visit indeed. 
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10404 posts 11/13/2006 1:56 am |
I've never heard of that term but loved the post all the same!!
Frangi x
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 12:49 pm:
Thanks Frangi, and I've got my fingers crossed for your new business.
warm xx |
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2090 posts 11/12/2006 2:35 pm |
well slap my ass and call me both very dodgy and a bit cheap and nasty  hahaha i phuckin' loved it. and although i haven't been dogging (i don't think) i have done it in and on cars and trucks. but that has been ages and ages ago and only with one person at a time
i do have other Cat in the Hat poems .... but they will never measure up now. thanks for letting me inspire You and thanks for making my day 
would love to pimp this out warm xx .. with approval of course
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 9:22 am:
Prepare to have your bottom spanked with some dirty dirty talk! 
I'd love to read your other "Cat in the Hat" poems. Yours on ageing was so funny, so ironic I loved it.
As for being pimped ...... you know what a blogtart I can be. Do I have to dress up or down?
Actually I'm honoured. Thank you madie.
warm xx |
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32404 posts 11/12/2006 6:51 am |
in the states, doggin is a derogatory term for making a nuisance out of yourself, sort of like not letting the bone go kind of thing or we also call men who are just after one thing dogs so it can mean that as well
i loved the poem warm - had me chuckling
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 8:10 am:
I'm not exactly sure how the term originally arose. One suggestion is that it comes from the expression, "Walking the dog." Another is "dog" being a derogatory term for a woman being a particularly rough kind of slut.
Traditionally dogging means "relentless and indefatigable in pursuit or as if in pursuit," but I think it has no bearing.
Bit I must admit being tempted out to go dogging while I am doing other things on the computer is a particularly naughty idea, and as such definitely brings a smile to my face.
warm xx |
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11/12/2006 5:59 am
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way too funny..i'll never be able to read suess again ..
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 7:54 am:
 Don't say it too loud...... his estate might try to sue me!!!!
warm xx |
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2601 posts 11/12/2006 5:38 am |
As always...your blog has proven educational. I had never heard of dogging before...but I can't say that it doesn't exist anywhere in the states...I will ask a few people out of curiousity but it doesn't sound like something I would be interested in...
kind thoughts,
Moonfire
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 7:30 am:
And why this outdoor pursuit in England? Think of the goosebumps and chilblains!
The most important aspect of dogging is that it is a social activity. And I agree. Even though local "venues" aren't hard to find I wouldn't particularly wish to be curious. I guess, like so many other things in life - it's a matter of taste.
warm xx |
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11/12/2006 5:31 am
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I'm never going to be able to read Dr Seuss with a striaght face ever again, babe, you realise that?
You're an excellent poet, especially at writing a bit of doggerel...
Blogito ergo sum.
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 7:25 am:
"Mum why are you giggling? That bit of "Cat in the Hat" just isn't funny."
warm xx
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16552 posts 11/12/2006 12:23 am |
I love your Dr. Suess poems! They're the best!
SOMEBODY has to carry on that style.
Dogging sounds fun to me. Can't figure out why no one else here seems to like the idea.
To peek at and be watched by strangers? How exciting!
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 6:50 am:
There was a TV exposé documentary a few months back and various doggers were interviewed and the presenter actually went out into the woods with a peeker. It just seemed really bizarre to me. I mean sex in the great wide open is one thing, but this was something else. As for the woman who was interviewed - well she was just ..... ROUGH!!!!
Maybe that's why they call it dogging....
"Hey Rover, what do you think of it so far?"
"Rough! Rough!"
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11/11/2006 8:02 pm
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Love it! Absolutely love it!
warmandsexy52 replies on 11/20/2006 12:46 am:
Awww! Thank you ..... and thanks for visiting my blog. Do let me know when you begin your own.
warm xx |
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