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Blogs > warmandsexy52 > A Delicious Slice of Life

Her trick was to open her legs  

warmandsexy52 72M
4737 posts
11/14/2013 2:38 am

Last Read:
11/14/2013 1:06 pm
Her trick was to open her legs
Her trick was to open her legs
And give birth to two hard boiled eggs.
Wow! That was amazing!
She'd have us all gazing,
And repeat if anyone begs.

But her friend said, "I'm always afraid
That they'll squash, so try these - they're jade.
If you use the right size
They'll revitalise.
You'll simply adore getting laid!"

Well she did, but egg-laying is hard
To quit - it shot into the yard!
Hit a guy in the head
And dropped him - quite dead!
And she was emotionally scarred!

The moral is that every kink
Is harder to quit than you think.
In this case, so fatal
Was her egg (non-natal),
She wished she'd sat over the sink!
warmandsexy52 72M
13158 posts
11/14/2013 1:06 pm
    Quoting CampoGirl:
    You are very good with words....funny!

    ((( hugs ))))
Dearest Campo, words are wonderful for humour, as well for expressing our sexual selves. I would hate to be reduced to grunting - except for very shortly before the big O perhaps!

Hugs

warm xx


warmandsexy52 72M
13158 posts
11/14/2013 1:02 pm

 Thanks dear V. I like dark tales of kinkiness gone wrong, because there is usually a funny side to it.

warm xx


warmandsexy52 72M
13158 posts
11/14/2013 12:59 pm
    Quoting  :
So glad you liked dearest sexyfunlady. It started with this pervy insertion idea with eggs but somehow got fused with pelvic floor exercises to create a vagina as a weapon of destruction (I suppose it could be mass destruction if it ricocheted, lol!). Biggest of hugs to you

warm xx


warmandsexy52 72M
13158 posts
11/14/2013 12:55 pm
    Quoting  :
I just love giggles - they'll encourage more nonsense - be warned, dear Amara, be very warned!

warm xx


warmandsexy52 72M
13158 posts
11/14/2013 12:53 pm
    Quoting  :
Those jade eggs did too much for her pelvic floor. Be warned! Be very warned! Haha!

warm xx


warmandsexy52 72M
13158 posts
11/14/2013 12:52 pm

 Glad you enjoyed

I'd be silly any time to make you smile

warm xx


CampoGirl 58F
43434 posts
11/14/2013 11:43 am

 You are very good with words....funny!

((( hugs ))))
Now on my Blog: 👄 New Pictures 👓


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
11/14/2013 9:45 am

 Lovely! hugs V
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moonfire2u 77F
2601 posts
11/14/2013 6:35 am

 hahaha...silly warm...


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