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Blogs > warmandsexy52 > A Delicious Slice of Life

Party Trick  

warmandsexy52 71M
4735 posts
9/24/2012 12:04 pm

Last Read:
10/15/2012 11:58 pm
Party Trick



“We’re gonna do our party trick,”
Said Auntie Flo and Uncle Mick
So Uncle Mick arranged the hoist
And Auntie Flo made herself moist
Then with a very naughty grin
My auntie strapped herself right in
The bungee harness, very strong -
The bungee cord was very long.
The launching point was very high
“Don’t do it! You will surely die!”
We all cried out, “We love you so
Dear Uncle Mick and Auntie Flo.”
“Not so!” Did Uncle Mick attest.
“At bungee-fucking we’re the best.
Now we'll leap into the chasm
Held only by vaginal spasm
Upon my mighty, sturdy dick,”
Explained heroic Uncle Mick.
“I must make sure I’m truly stuck.
Bear with me while we start to fuck.”
After a most impressive hump
Flo cried, “Baby! Jump! Jump! JUMP!!!!”
But Auntie Flo then lost her grip ‒
Uncle Mick felt himself slip,
And at the bungee’s boingy place
Mick flew into empty space.
“I’m heartbroken,” sighed Auntie Flo.
“Now who else here would like a go?”

I first released this poem over four years ago, and apologies to those who remember it and are expecting something new. But I must admit having rediscovered it myself it brought a smile. I hope it brings a smile to you too.
warmandsexy52 71M
13158 posts
10/8/2012 2:20 pm
    Quoting rm_4jasmine2:
    Brilliant - I loved it, thanks!
    (as I do most of your blog - very interesting, thanks!)
Thank you.

I think this poem started with considering the kinky potential of harnesses, and then it went on tilt!


rm_4jasmine2 53F
10698 posts
10/8/2012 4:41 am

 Brilliant - I loved it, thanks!
(as I do most of your blog - very interesting, thanks!)
Something interesting in my life: A surprise on my naked body this morning
Come visit my blog to know what I get up to from time to time: [blog 4jasmine2]


warmandsexy52 71M
13158 posts
9/25/2012 8:13 am
    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    You're the best! I'm still laughing! I had forgotten that poem.
    Hell... I re-run everything eventually. Don't feel bad.
    BTW, MM just posted again.
Great to know I'm not the only one! I've made some minor punctuation changes, so I guess it counts as an update!

I was so delighted to see a new post from MM. I stumbled across it quite accidentally and it's great to see her still here.


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
9/25/2012 6:57 am

 You're the best! I'm still laughing! I had forgotten that poem.
Hell... I re-run everything eventually. Don't feel bad.
BTW, MM just posted again.


warmandsexy52 71M
13158 posts
9/25/2012 3:38 am
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    It did bring a smile to my face....thank you!
I'm so glad it did.

I'm sure it was a longer lasting smile than poor Uncle Mick's!


sexysixties2 106F
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9/24/2012 3:33 pm

 It did bring a smile to my face....thank you!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


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