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Blogs > whoisagentj > The Dossier of Agent J

Well this woman has BALLS!  

whoisagentj 54M
662 posts
4/2/2019 7:58 pm

Last Read:
4/3/2019 6:15 am
Well this woman has BALLS!

Well, I got fooled...again. LOL! It only took one day for it to happen. See folks, I told you it would happen.

So I message this person to talk to her. She likes my message, then she agrees to talk to me, if we take it to an offline message program.

Something was screaming in the back of my head don't do it....but I did it anyway. Yes, I'm an idiot.

So we connect on this message program (won't say which one, it's not important), and I say hello, she says hi back.

In order to quell my curiosity right off the bat, I ask her to do me a small favor, and asked her to take a picture of her with her finger to her nose. (I do this from time to time in order to see if a person will do this. A fake will immediately say they can't do it.
Sure enough, she says she doesn't have a cellphone to take the picture. Which is a boldfaced lie, because, she only has one picture in her profile, and guess what folks...she's using her cellphone to take the picture in the mirror!

So I ask her where does she live...she ignores the question completely. Then she says "Well some people don't have smartphones. I think it's rude of you to assume that I own a cellphone. (folks, according to surveys, 92 percent of Americans have cellphones. And even dumbphones can take pictures and post them to the internet.)"

Then here comes the kicker...she then says if you want me to have a cellphone, maybe you should buy me one of those new IPhones if you want me to have one so I can talk to you.

WHAT? I swear, that one caught me so off guard, I had to ask repeat that one again.

"Excuse me, did you just say you want me to buy you a new IPhone?"

"Sure if you want to."

"Where do you live again roughly?" At this point I'm literally floored. Like no joke, I was laying on the bed, and I was so stunned I flopped off the bed and on to the floor. The audacity of this woman is astounding.

"AZ." Like in Arizona? "Yes."

"Ok well, thanks for fucking with me and wasting my time. I'll be reporting your account to Senior Sizzle to have it removed."

She sends me a weak ass "sorry" before I finally block her on my phone, but the damage is done. She's thinks she's got my email address from the messenger program I used. Which sucks, but this is EXACTLY what I warned you guys about. However, ole' Agent J is smarter than the average bear. You see, the email I gave her is a tossaway email that I use for first time use. I keep that handy in case something like this happens, so that they think they got my email when in fact it's just a tossaway email that I use. So if they try to sell it on the dark web, its not worth it.

Well...needless to say...this is exactly what I warned you folks about. Whenever someone wants to go offline to another messenger program, be prepared ahead of time. Have some tossaway email accounts if you suspect someone to possibly be a fake person or having a fake/fraudulent account. And once you know that person is a fake, report them ASAP to Senior Sizzle so that account can be removed and banned.

Still, the brazenness of the people just blows my mind how ballsy some people can actually be sometimes.
Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...

Agent


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
4/3/2019 5:07 am

 I go a while before I take things off line and still protect my anonymity. In my case it can be career limiting.

The new message I get is when people say I am moving to your area and one guy even sent me a screen shot of his fake plane ticket. I always tell them to let me know when they get here, perhaps we can chat then. I never hear back...lol.


whoisagentj replies on 4/3/2019 6:14 am:
Well, I know where you live. Wish you could transfer to Chicago! LOL!

Seriously though, I try to do that as well, but it seems there are a lot of people here trying to scam others. I honestly don't know how they do it, scamming people for money, but they must try to prey on a lot of people in order to see if they can find the gullible people here.

Steeltopper 50M

4/2/2019 9:14 pm

 Those are called scammers and they are all over here. Nothing new really. Happens to every guy on here.


whoisagentj replies on 4/3/2019 6:10 am:
Oh I don't doubt it. But there was no, what I like to call "warm up", where they pretend to listen and butter you up to make you feel good, and then they go into, "Oh XYZ happened and I need 400 dollars or they are going to do this! I hate to ask, but could you help out?"

Nope, she just went straight into "I need a new IPhone." I mean, well, at least she went straight for the jugular and didn't keep me waiting. LOL!

kissing_softly 109F  
216 posts
4/2/2019 9:08 pm

 You may be surprised (or maybe not) by how many people get scammed out of thousands (even hundreds of thousands) of dollars over the course of a few months, sometimes a year, by fakes just looking to fleece others.


whoisagentj replies on 4/3/2019 6:07 am:
Wish I could say that I was surprised, but being a data center engineer, we see a lot of people scamming, hacking, social engineering on a daily basis here at work. I'm used to it, so much so, that when I see it here, I just shrug it off and report it to Senior Sizzle and let them remove the accounts. I must go through several of there here daily.

whoisagentj 54M
6060 posts
4/2/2019 8:00 pm

 "Excuse me, can you buy me someone you don't know a brand new Iphone going for over 1 grand?"

"Hmmmm....yes, let me just pluck you one from the IPhone tree!"

Give me a break!
Who can you call on to save the day?

Why none other than...

Agent


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