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Want to throw a warning out there for everyone...
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Want to throw a warning out there for everyone... Ok, so... I'm at home right. Bored on a Saturday night, watching movies, just chilling. Suddenly I get friended on Facebook by someone. I accept, not thinking too much into this. I say hello. Suddenly a few seconds later, I get a message on FB Messenger asking to chat. Sure enough, it's the person I just added. And she's hot, she's 27, and she's saying hello back. Ok...normally...this is bit....odd. Something struck me as weird, but this is Facebook. There is a lot of weird out there. We chat for a bit, and she says "can I ask a direct question?" I say "Sure. Shoot." "I'd like to put on a little show for you, but I want you to keep this a secret between us, ok?" "What do you mean, a show?" "A sexy show, just for you." "Sure, why not?" Sure enough, she's in bed, wearing a bikini. And...there is something wrong with the voice, because she says her microphone won't work. But she can hear me, she says. Ok, now the little voice inside my big head is going "Something is wrong with this..." but the little head is going "Yeah! WHOOOOOOO!!!!" as she's taking off her top and bottom. So, the little head is overruling the big head at the moment. And it's been a while since I've seen a good show. But the big head is screaming in the background going "Hey pay attention here! Something is not right with this!" So she's putting on her show, and she types "Why don't you show me your cock so we can both enjoy each other?" Of course, big head says "Dude, you don't even KNOW this person!" And little head is closing the door and big head is getting muffled screaming behind the door something. Right now...my pants are around my ankles and I'm warming up the lotion to get ready to spank away when... I NOTICE THAT she is still typing, yet she has both hands around a dildo, playing with herself. Suddenly big head screams loud enough to where I realize...HOW in the HELL is she typing when she has both hands on a dildo jamming it inside of her and she's 6 feet away from the keyboard??? Now my big head is screaming "DANGER!!! DANGER Will Robinson, DANGER!!!" For those of you who are old and get the Lost in Space reference, +1 point for you. You get a cookie. So my face changes from this is cool to "WTF" in a microsecond and I say "how the fuck are you typing with both hand on a dildo..." Folks, I didn't even finish the sentence when the connection of the video feed cuts off and she says "Ooops, something must have lagged on the video feed." Do you want to me to show again, but I want to see jack off for me, cause it really turns mi on?" Ok, broken English and bad grammar? Yeah, something is most definitely rotten in Demark and now I'm glad big head was in the back screaming at me to pay attention and luckily I was. It was just too many red flags jumping out saying something is just not right here. So guys and gals, pay attention because it looks like there is a new Facebook scam going on here in which people want to see if they can see you and I have no clue for what purpose it was for...whether it was to record my cock on video, or use it for blackmail purposes, or it was just a gay guy trying to get his jollies using a woman's cam video, or a couple using this to get off...I don't know. But something was just not right about it. So if someone tries to friend you on Facebook and you don't know them, think twice about it. Now I'm not saying to not friend anyone on Facebook, but think before you do it. If they all of a sudden start asking you questions and then it leads to stuff like this...you might want to think twice before doing anything. And most importantly...PAY ATTENTION TO THE BIG HEAD! Thanks for reading. You have been warned. Who can you call on to save the day? Why none other than... Agent  |
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Nothing but one of the many scammers out there.
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It's a SCAM!!! They are doing a video capture of you and will then try and blackmail you for $$$ or they will upload the video on Facebook (skype etc.) and shame you to all of your friends. Keep Anti-Virus updated, anti-malware as well and if some young hottie wants to do a private show for you, just don't do anything on your own webcam you'll regret. Stay safe.
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Makes me glad I don't ever use FB. Sounds like that could have turned into something really bad. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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I never friend anyone on FB I don't already know. Simple as that.
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Now, if you will excuse me...the little head needs some attention at the moment. He's kinda peeved for not being worked up and not being played with right now.  Who can you call on to save the day? Why none other than... Agent
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