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true words!  

wickedcat2006 49F  
725 posts
6/11/2015 7:09 pm
true words!

if you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that's the origin of "buy one get one free"!

before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you are fucked.

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

Life is like a Dick, most times it becomes hard for no reason.

A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.

A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his LIFE.....!!!!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congratulations!" But none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "well done". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter!!!!!

Otis_Good 71M
4037 posts
6/11/2015 10:16 pm

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