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Remember That Cult I Want To Start?  

MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/7/2009 1:26 pm

    Quoting RASHIDAG:
    Greetinga unto you sister. The path to Islam is easy or hard for each person. Our Holy Quran and God states: “...The only religion in the sight of God is Islam...” (Quran 3:19)

    Also in the Holy Quran, God states: “If anyone desires a religion other than Islam, never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).” (Quran 3:85)

    Muhammad, the Prophet of God, said: “Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will eventually admit him into Paradise, according to his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

    The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of God be upon him, also said: “God has forbidden to reside eternally in Hell the person who says: “I testify that none has the right to worship except Allah (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

    To convert to Islam and become a Muslim you a mere woman need only to pronounce the below testimony with conviction and understanding its meaning:

    I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

    In the English this says: “I testify that there is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger (Prophet) of God.”
He doesn't seem to mention that just as with certain Christian sects, if you convert to Islam and can't convince your spouse to convert in a certain amount of time, you have to get a divorce.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/7/2009 1:27 pm

    Quoting  :

*Passes you a Cape Codder*

You've got to admit, the propaganda is wonderful. Read it after the drink and it will all be clear.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/7/2009 1:31 pm

    Quoting  :

Ah, but that fake prophet, Harold Camping from Family Radio Stations has his followers spamming the internet with how the Rapture is going to be May 2011 and the end of the world, October 2011. Forget those seven years after the Rapture the Bible mentions. Then again, he's predicted this every few years since at least 1994. So I'm not too worried about ANY end of the world prophecies. Except for that one in about 4.5 billion years when the sun swells into a red giant and the Earth ends up frying.

So MzHuny is who has Jimmie Hoffa locked away? Wow. Good for her!


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/7/2009 1:32 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks. It wasn't too bad this year. No major injuries for once.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/7/2009 1:33 pm

    Quoting sisenorben:
    Sounds like a goer to me Miss Ann.What's the chances of me heading up your Australian franchise?
Australia is wide open. First, you have to start getting Abbie Hoffman back in the news. I know you can stock up on the biography his brother wrote for cheap.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/7/2009 1:34 pm

    Quoting  :

Thank you.


GregorioAllegri 48M
14 posts
7/7/2009 7:57 pm

I do not believe in religion.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/11/2009 4:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Is she going to pick Sally Kern as her running mate?


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/11/2009 4:15 pm

Good for you! But you might want to get in on the ground level with the cult, while cushy middle management jobs are available.


MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
7/20/2009 5:45 pm

    Quoting  :

Actually, I was gone for a while myself. I had lost my muse. It's back for the moment, though.


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