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Santa fell down the chimney
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Santa fell down the chimney Santa fell down the chimney Santa's bliss was not remiss, On falling down the chimney piece; Recovered nicely; glass of whisky; Ended up just fine and frisky. Finds my bedroom door is open; Softly enters, soft words spoken; "This must be a boy in here, Judging by the boyish gear" "I think he's rather old for gifts", He mutters, as thru his sack he sifts. By now i know i'm wide awake; I'm thinking, "heck is this a fake?" I'm sixteen and I don't believe In santas, pixies, adam's eve. I'm sensing something strangely queer, As thru the gloom I vainly peer. "If that's you mother, switch the light; You nearly gave me quite a fright. I'm smelling such a pleasant smell. I really don't know what to tell "If you're a burglar, I've no money". A voice replies, "no problem honey". Approaching closer, there's the sound, As santa's clothes drop to the ground. The blanket on my bed's pulled back; I've got a santa in the sack! The beard comes off, the moustache too. Hello, she says, how do you do?" "Well I'm the female santa fairy; "I'm hot and svelte, not gruff and hairy. "I'm santa's , Santasassy "I'm here to indulge your fantasassy "You mentioned sometime back in june "You wanted to get laid and soon "So now, you horny little man, "Make love to me the best you can. Her skin was soft, her touch was sure Her body was so sweet and pure I hoped the night would never end With santasassy, my new friend But after what seemed hours of bliss We shared a last and lingering kiss "See you around, I don't know when" I imagined she had other men At breakfast things seemed bitter sweet My mother said "why don't you eat?" "You're half asleep! go on! lie down! We're meeting granny up in town". And so that christmas day at lunch, We dined in some hotel for brunch. Some were getting gifts from Santa; "Ho, ho, ho," the endless mantra. My dick was sore from the night I'd spent; I excused myself to find the gents; When i was just about to enter; The door was blocked by the foot of Santa. "These are not in use today, Ho, ho, ho, please come this way". 'Twas the sexy voice, the swaying sachay Of my fairy friend, soft Santasassy. Her room was number sixty nine; My dick was cured in the quickest time. Santasassy and I got hitched; We live in Lapland..........life's a bitch!! °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ps if you liked this try 155 below and 161; 162 and 163 above  |
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LOL....VERY VERY cute! Loved it!  Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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......and some grown men; thanks for the nice comment, jb
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LOL....VERY VERY cute! Loved it!
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