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rm_loveitto 73M
4 posts
5/13/2007 4:57 am
joke

A typical English 40 something, having split from his latest girlfriend,
> decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and
> proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
>
> He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing,
> only bananas and coconuts.
>
> After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most
> gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he
> asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
>
> She replies, "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed here
> when my cruise ship sank."
>
> "Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a<b> row boat </font></b>wash up
> with you."
>
> "Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of raw material
> I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I
> wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a
> Eucalyptus tree."
>
> "But, where did you get the tools?"
>
> "Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the
> island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I
> fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron.
> I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware."
>
> The guy is stunned.
>
> "Let's row over to my place," she says.
>
> After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the
> man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone
> walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white.
>
> While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the
> man can only stare ahead, dumb struck.
>
> As they walks into the house, she says casually, "It's not much but I call
> it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?"
>
> "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop
> of coconut juice."
>
> "It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you
> like a Pina Colada?"
>
> Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down
> on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman
> announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you
> like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom
> cabinet."
>
> No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in
> the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed
> to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel
> mechanism.
>
> "This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"
>
> When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically
> positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit
> down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to
> him, "We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's
> something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've
> been longing for?" She stares into his eyes.
>
> He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean . . " he swallows excitedly
> and tears start to form in his eyes.
>
> "Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports here"

bad_assed_witch 109F
33758 posts
5/27/2007 9:27 am

 lol..very funny !
~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~


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