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Are they having a special on stupid pills this month?
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Are they having a special on stupid pills this month? So, I have been getting many emails from straight guys. I mean, HELLO, my tagline says I have no interest in them. However, this particular email takes the cake for persistence. Name removed to protect the idiot. Him: I hope you get ahold of me Me: For what? You are straight and I specifically asked for bi men. Him: I'm not into men but I would love for you to use your toys on me, if your interested, please contact me again Me: Seriously?!? Using my toys on you is being a service to you. I ask for bi men so that they can service me and each other. What part of that is unclear to you? I specified I have zero interest in straight men. I stated bi men only and you are wasting your time if you are not bi. Do I need smaller words and my crayons to draw you a picture that I could not be less interested in what you offered? I don't ask for bi men so that I can use a strap on. Fuck oh dear. I have a bi partner and I would like to have someone join us. Gee, boys, where would I possibly have discovered an interest in bi men? Life experience, maybe, gee you think so? Stop masturbating while looking at Senior Sizzle so that you can actually read the 129 words that describe me and what I am looking for (137 if you include the tagline.) I probably have the shortest, most accurate profile on here. If you show no respect for that, do you really expect that I would return an interest in you? Get fucking real. If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. |
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LOl, some guys. At least he is trying I guess.
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Jerry4fun4U, I set up my profile so that people like this wouldn't try. It wastes my time and really kicks up my snark level. If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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Well I hope I am never the recipient of the snark...what is snark?
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Snark is viscious sarcasm. If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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And we have another candidate: Him: you probably receive 50 emails a day with pics like that. I can see why. I know i may not be perfect, but ill treat you perfectly. I can assure you ill respect you and spoil you. if things turn physical, I can promise you I'll show you a good time and treat you with the same respect, no matter how crazy it becomes. that's just me. love to hear from you. (probably his real name). (probably his real phone number) (text me) Me: Read the 129 words that describe me and what I am looking for (137 if you include the tagline.) It would have saved both of us a lot of time. Him: (sent 3x no less) thanks for responding. I won't be the ass back to you I should be. I've done far better than what you can offer. Me: Yet if you had read the profile, you would have caught this line... Contact me and not read what my ideal person is and expect a snarky response. Don't bitch, deal with it as you asked for it. You being an ass would only reinforce my initial impression. Sending this 3 times doesn't help any either. If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
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