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Twisted (12th Virtual Symposium) These folks are becoming known as border nazis. "No refuge for YOU" My analyst told me, that I was right outta my head. But I said dear doctor I think that it is you instead. ... I'm not twisted... BlogLand Central District Hello Bloggers! This is your intrepid reporter Casey Sea coming to you (barely) alive from Central BlogLand where we have been overrun by alter-ego refugees. These refugees (some BlogLanders claim they are merely undeserving migrants.), are fleeing conflicts from every district in BlogLand and Beyond. Just who are these refugees/migrants? What do they want with us? Most say they are but web bots. That they have no place taking part in the peaceful bounty of BlogLand. We should turn them back at the borders. Conservative bloggers have a point here. Nobody wants fembots tricking the people. Others say that they are government (A.F.F.) agents. Criminal smuggler bots sent to lure the unsuspecting blogger into parting with his cash. Drawing them here with the prospect of plentiful pussy (with real people, rather than bot plasticity). The government denies this, of course. All agree that they are among us, and must be dealt with. The immediacy of the situation cannot be denied. Yet, not all is as it appears. I myself, Casey Sea, have travelled to the borders and witnessed the chaotic scenes. I have been in the camps. I have talked to the people there. I have discovered that some are indeed legitimate refugees. Fleeing persecution from districts where the people have no imagination. (such a Pity.  ).I have heard their stories. Tales of separation. Of stress, and fracturing mental states. Some, (if not all) seem to be figments. Mere pieces of people. Unsure of who they really are. Nobody really has any documents. (except for one dude, but more on him later). Considerably more bizarre, and hard for even this reporter to believe, are rumors that this is not an interblogal crisis at all. That all these alter-egos running loose are not actual immigrants but only phantoms who sprang from the mind of a single blogger. As impossible as that sounds, you can be sure that your faithful reporter, Casey Sea will investigate this rumor, and as I suspect, soon put it to rest. The facts are clear. Strange comments have been showing up in our blogs. We have seen odd characters, obviously foreign in nature. Notably keithcannadanna, pigcancook, keithcanfucious, keithcandoSeuss, THE PUBLISHER, and it seems others as well, yet to be named. One who does have a name is koocnachtiek. I have tracked him down to the border where he had just jumped the (new) fence into BlogLand. He agreed to appear on camera, and answer some questions. Roll the tape... Kasey Sea: So tell us Mr. koocnachtiek, why are alter-egos running loose in BlogLand? What is their purpose here? koocnachtiek: My master says that most of us were created in early May, 2005 to combat a terrible scourge that struck BlogLand. Kasey Sea: Ah yes, the "one-comment glitch". But that bug was repaired within a week. And the LURKER and THE PUBLISHER were already causing trouble in BlogLand well before that bug landed here. koocnachtiek: Well, my master says that he needs us for what he calls "technical reasons". Kasey Sea: Technical reasons? koocnachtiek: Yes. He uses us to shield him from the consequences of what we say. He says that by sending us in he can pretty much do whatever he wants in BlogLand and if folks get pissed off he just blames it on us. Kasey Sea: I see. So you are a sort of a "teflon coating" for him. koocnachtiek: Yes, exactly. pigcancook is an excellent example of this. My master sends him out whenever he is feeling chauvinistic, or feels that the females are too powerful. ^ . . ^ ( @ ) pigcancook Great Quotes By a Chauvinist Male Kasey Sea: The BLPD (BlogLand Police Dpt.) has placed this pigcancook on a higher level of priority. They say that if they catch up to him he will be permanently deleted. koocnachtiek: Ha! It's impossible to repress an alter-ego. They are wasting their time. Kasey Sea: They caught you didn't they? koocnachtiek: No, I came in on my own. Besides, this is all scripted anyway isn't it? I mean, we are all puppets here aren't we? Why, this entire interview is nothing but a sham. Kasey Sea: Um, I ah... koocnachtiek: That's right. Everything we are doing is orchestrated by another. For cryin out loud, you yourself are an alter-ego. The news organization you "work" for is nothing but a figment of our masters imagination. Even your name is not your own. Go ahead. Say "Casey Sea" five times out loud. Tell me, what letters do you hear, eh? Kasey Sea: But, but... but the TATTLER is REAL! I have seen articles, I have seen it's banner in blogs all over BlogLand. koocnachtiek: Oh brother! Get with it Kasey Sea! You are not your own entity. You do not exist in the world of reality. You are a tool. The only reason you can't understand what I am saying is because our master has willed it so. Kasey Sea: NOOOoooo... Authors note: Before he retreated in confusion back into my brain, Casey Sea managed to secure evidence related to these matters in the form of a diary entry. Or rather, a fragment of a note. It is rather cryptic, and like some international spy involved in intrigue, he has hidden it in plain sight. It was found deep in a cobwebby blog basement, and appears inside the comment area of this post. Those with a pet mouse (or with really good vision) may discover it there. (Don't quote me on that). High lights are better than no lights. When you Select. All will be before you. kcc Follow the theme of INTERNATIONAL INTRIGUE at the Twelfth Virtual Symposium hosted by humorlife here...Follow This Link As always, blog on! |
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I'm not really sure, time cannot be counted down there, but I think it took me a week to escape. Something happened to me in that deep basement... ...I cracked. My mind collapsed upon itself as the personalities within struggled for control of my consciousness, vying to take over my waking mind and spring from the dark recesses of my inner fears into the light of day. I do not know who I am now. I could be several people, but I only seem to have ID for one. Perhaps that is who I am but I cannot be sure. My nightmares include delusions of grandeur manifested in the persona of one who refers to himself everywhere he goes as THE PUBLISHER . This upstart imagines himself as a BIG SHOT newspaper publisher who can lead the masses in revolt against the POWERS of BlogLand. He is a pompous ass, but in all actuality he is nothing more than a puff of smoke on a windy day. Yet he is there in my mind, seeking the levers which will give him control of my thoughts. He battles the more human side of my personality manifested by ( @ ) pigcancook But I, I remain keithcancook . A simple but lonely blogger on an adult web site. For a little while. The battle still rages. The only commonality between us is that we all want to get laid. or am I three? All I want to be is me. ( We also agree that bloggers should beware of going into basements. )
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Master, you know some folks will never figure it out. Happens every time.  Is this just another trick by keithcancook 
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This post made me snort and squeal! Perhaps I, too, am merely another alter ego of you? Funny stuff, man! And sadly necessary commentary on the state of the blogosphere... Thank you! (Or thank me, as the case may be.) Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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If any readers are having trouble reading the script around the pigcancook logo, they gave up too easily.  If you can see this, answer me back in white! Just don't quote me... Lmao! blog on!
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Well, trying to collect thoughts from all of my alter egos..... They sum up to one --- LMAO!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making me choke on my tea! Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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ok your too funny here Keith great post by the way had me giggling reading it all the way hugssssssssssss V YOU have made my day! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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"the peaceful bounty of BlogLand"....? I think I'm on a different site. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Can it be? Is there no one here who will converse with me in white?  I left clues in the authors note, for crying out loud. Open your minds, people! (start with yer EYES!)  Now, who will be the first blogger to hit me back in WHITE? EH?  blog on!
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Ha! There is no real keithcancook. This is the internet, remember? So, how many bloggers do you think said my name 5x out loud today? I'm still having fun with this post, as no one seems to be clued in yet. Very interesting indeed. blog on!
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Hot diggity! Do you think she would make a good match for kooc? blog on!
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The Tattler is back!!!!! Good times!
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This post made me snort and squeal! Perhaps I, too, am merely another alter ego of you? Funny stuff, man! And sadly necessary commentary on the state of the blogosphere... Thank you! (Or thank me, as the case may be.) Also. It seems that there really is more to this post than meets the eye. Or is hidden in plain sight not a challenge to folks anymore? Whatever happens here, it will make a good study for the researchers at good ol BlogLand U. Hopefully, curiosity will get the best of one of the bloggers in my comment area. That one I will certainly take note of. I wonder who it will be? Sorry to be so, um well, plainly I'm not making sense anymore. However, I did want to have a larger space between comments this time. A new experiment, I did not foresee. I am likely insane, and it's the blogs that did it to me. hahahahahahahahahaha! blog on!
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Well, trying to collect thoughts from all of my alter egos..... They sum up to one --- LMAO!!!!!!!!! Thanks for making me choke on my tea! Spewing beverages are common to Venting Blog posts. Smart bloggers, (and I know a few) arm their keyboards with protection, and have monitor wipes close by before visiting. Speaking of visiting, look out of one of me soon! blog on!
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If any of y'all do figure out what I am saying, keep it white if you decide to comment back. Thanks, kcc
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ok your too funny here Keith great post by the way had me giggling reading it all the way hugssssssssssss V YOU have made my day! No. I mean You haven't seen anything yet. Well, actually the first one was right. Anyway, seeing is believing. Muahh! blog on, my friend, blog on!
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"the peaceful bounty of BlogLand"....? I think I'm on a different site. Sorry. But somehow this thing is filling me with so much glee I can hardly stand it! I will come see your post (and all others here) soon. All my selves are sleepy... Oh yeah, when ya get the sight, keep it white! Ok? Muahh. Thanks, and blog on!
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You are in the right site. It's your sight that is failing you, and all others here so far. Sorry. But somehow this thing is filling me with so much glee I can hardly stand it! I will come see your post (and all others here) soon. All my selves are sleepy... Oh yeah, when ya get the sight, keep it white! Ok? Muahh. Thanks, and blog on! `_* [image]
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Annie la langue de pute La petite rapporteuse du XXI° siècle te dit bravo .Tu es descendu de ton petit vélo. Mais pour ta punition pas de traduction ♥ Potons ♥ Bisous ♥ Kisses ♥ `_* [image] Je me demande si quelqu'un d'autre le fera comprendre et écrire EN BLANC? Ils ne peuvent pas voir! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! blog on!
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Here is the English translation to annie's comment... Thank you, Annie! Congratulations to you, too. You are the first blogger to answer me in white. I have been begging all these English speakers to open their eyes, but it was you who saw it most clearly. I wonder if anybody else will understand and write in WHITE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA They cannot see!
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Thank you Lala, my good blogging friend! Kisses to you, for inspiring me on several levels. As you have seen, there are often layers to a Venting Blog post. Sometimes, it gets so deep in here that words disappear, obfuscated by their author, but still available to all readers when they open their minds, and their eyes. Take the comments in this present post for instance. In my view things are clear. But that's only me (and annie, but she's French and cannot follow along easily). From the viewpoint of all others so far this comment area is like a blizzard. A total whiteout that obscures the true activity occurring. It's way too cool, (I am easily amused), and I'm having a bit of fun watching.... and waiting. Waiting for a curious blogger, one not in such a hurry to move on to the next blog that they miss what was right in front of them in this blog. blog on!
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Aw. Don't get down on yourself. It is in ALL our natures to miss what we see. In The Venting Blog, I try to have more than a single meaning whenever I can. I reckon it stems from my fascination with puns which itself is rooted in my love for words. Their history and multiple uses engage my brain. Like I said. I am easily amused. I want to play here, and if playing with myself (which I excel at, but I digress), if playing requires me to invent willing playmates, I'll bring them out to help me make my points here. Besides comedy works best with teamwork. My alter-egos can be the straight man, the fall guy, whatever I need. Muahh! blog on!
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Amigo, the expression is "I'll be on that like white on RICE"! Your (or my) sense of graphic design and color theory leaves much to be desired... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Amigo, the expression is "I'll be on that like white on RICE"! Your (or my) sense of graphic design and color theory leaves much to be desired... Thanks for returning and commenting in white!  blog on!
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Ah, cute! I enjoyed this one and the last one. Thank you for your contribution to the symposium, Kitkat The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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The Tattler is back!!!!! Good times! I'm still the same. Except theres more me's to me than previously... lmao! blog on!
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