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keithcannadanna (12th Virtual Symposium) “What seems to be the problem, keith?” he asked. “Well, I feel like I'm more than one person,” I said, being Frank.  Casey Sea Goodevening BlogLanders! This is your intrepid reporter, Casey Sea coming to you live from BlogLand Studios. We begin our news broadcast with an editorial by keithcannadanna. Mr. Cannadanna... keithcannadanna What's all this I hear about intra-rational big leagues? I just don't get it. If someone is intra-rational aren't they already unbalanced? I mean, c'mon! Multiple people in the same brain? Doesn't it get confusing in there? What if they are all talking at once? What comes out of the persons mouth then, eh? As divided as they are, how can you trust them? On the upside they wouldn't be alone on weekends. And if they're never alone even the act of masturbation becomes an orgy. (of course I, keithcannadanna, am never alone on weekends). And here's another thing. What in the hell do they need leagues for, eh? If they're all in the same head, they're in league already! Why, it was just last week when I, keithcannadanna, had converse with one of these so called intra-rationals. (Honestly, it's never really just one with these guys, but I digress). They were having a convention. Anybody who was everybody was there. First the dude says he's a big shot newspaper PUBLISHER, and then seconds later he is a chauvinist pig. Well, that seemed normal enough to me, but before I could answer him he was transformed into some reporter trying to interview me. Claimed he worked for the very PUBLISHER who introduced himself in the beginning! How many fruitcakes can ya fit in one guy, I ask you? Eh? Is there a limit? Well, No. There's not. The dude soon began talking in cheap sounding, broken oriental english. No. Not talking. Reciting. Witticisms, he called them, but I'm thinking that he is full of shiticisms. Called himself keithcanfucious. He was really irritating me too. He prefaced every sentence with the words "keithcanfucious say..." Sheesh! Casey Sea Um, excuse me. Mr. Cannadanna.. ah we're not supposed to be talking about intra-rational big leagues. It's.. keithcannadanna Well, Casey Sea. Like my daddy always used to say. "Yanno, my little keithcannadanna. It's always something! Either you leave your alter egos at the door, or you become a buncha voices trying to convince a buncha bloggers that you are insane." Casey Sea No! You don't get it. Today's topic is International Intrigues, NOT intra-rational big leagues! keithcannadanna Really? Oh. Nevermind. Roseanne Roseannadanna and Emily Latella are Gilda Radner  Authors Note: Here is my tribute to Gilda Radner. R.I.P. It's also a nod, even a preface if you will, to the upcoming event known as The Twelfth Virtual Symposium hosted by humorlife's blog.  This is a Blog-Wide effort culminating on Sunday, September 20th here in BlogLand.   |
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Well done!!!    WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Thank you, nights. Were you a fan of the Not Ready For Prime Time Players? I sure was. blog on!
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Priceless! Well done and great tribute to this upcoming symposium.. hugssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Did you know that ALTER-EGOISM affects 6 oout of 3 people? blog on!
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Trying to figure out whether it's voices or reality has left me beside myself with worry....  blog on!
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keithcanfucious say she who watch comedy in the seventies will have great blogs in forty years... blog on!
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Priceless! Well done and great tribute to this upcoming symposium.. hugssssssss V blog on!
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Funny, bittersweet (we lost Radner way, waaaay too soon) and a fantastic pimping! Thank you, and thank you! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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Keith, I'm in love with all of you. ...\8 is how my brains feel when I read you. And you.
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Since I'm a foreigner, I don't know about Gilda ... I suppose she had a wonderful sense of humor, though. As for you, I enjoyed your splendid way to completely flee away from a damned "what can I do with that ???) topic 
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Your joke reminds me of my favourite ever joke. A man goes to the doctor's with a stick of celery in each of his nostrils and earholes. The man says, "Doctor, I'm not feeling very well." The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised, you're not eating properly."  
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I have not understood your chef cooks in France we say " you have a small bike in the head "  Bisou Poton Kisses
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Your joke reminds me of my favourite ever joke. A man goes to the doctor's with a stick of celery in each of his nostrils and earholes. The man says, "Doctor, I'm not feeling very well." The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised, you're not eating properly." I know why it's your favorite joke. You cannot consider celery sticksas a proper food, only your worst enemy would try to make you eat it 
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I know why it's your favorite joke. You cannot consider celery sticksas a proper food, only your worst enemy would try to make you eat it
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This is the most brilliant pimping post ever! R.I.P. Gilda, my most favorite comedian. You left us too soon. Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Your joke reminds me of my favourite ever joke. A man goes to the doctor's with a stick of celery in each of his nostrils and earholes. The man says, "Doctor, I'm not feeling very well." The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised, you're not eating properly." Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Well that was a hell of a lot of fun! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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You know there are medications for that.... Thank you for the morning giggle, all of you.
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If you don't mind, I'm borrowing witticisms/shiticisms. I like that! Thank you for this contribution to the symposium, I'll go look at your second one in a few hours. Kitkat The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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