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SHARDS OF A VACATION COMEDY
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SHARDS OF A VACATION COMEDY  Here is the first part... A Vacation Comedy Itinerary Here is the second part... THE FURTHER MISADVENTURES OF A VACATION COMEDY Here is the third part... YET MORE OF A VACATION COMEDY Here is the fourth part... STORMING THROUGH A VACATION COMEDY Just then some crazy dude in a large pleasure craft approached the docks way too fast. His wake caused our boat dip wildly and as it did we swung around. SMASH! One of the pylons ripped right into the large plate glass window of our boat. Shards of glass showered over the women cowering inside. It was right next to Georgia and she was covered in glass. Fortunately she was unhurt. We bounced around for a while as we waited for the storm to subside. When we could move again we retraced our route and returned under the bridge to the exact place where I had suggested to "captain" Perry that we wait out the tide and the storm. There we inquired about replacing the broken window. Yes, it could be done. But not immediately. It would have to be specially cut and that would take time. They fitted us with some plexiglass and promised to send the replacement window to meet us at a designated location. It cost seven hundred and fifty bucks. "Captain" Perry was doing some quick math in his head. He said "well, it is not too bad. It will only cost us one hundred eighty-seven fifty each." "Whoa! Hold on there Perry" I said. Remember how you said "I am paying for this" right before we left this dock not too long ago?" "Captain" Perry paid the bill and never again declared he was "paying" for the remainder of the trip. Lmao! Not much else of note happened the next two days. We went up the Seminole River a bit and then got into kayaks and floats and went exploring. We heard some nasty buzzing and figured perhaps Killer Bees would constitute the next disaster but nothing came of it fortunately. Still, the trip would have been more fun if we had run into John Belushi. Perry spent some serious bucks on a new fishing pole and was showing it off. But he left it propped on deck and a fish must have hooked himself and pulled it into the depths. The next day (our last) - as always I was first up and I saw a fishing line stretched across the anchor rope. I pulled on it and attached to one end was a fish! I began pulling the other way and eventually I reeled in Perry's fishing rod so that at least was saved. (it really was a nice one). Oh, one last thing to leave y'all with. The night we skinny dipped was the most fun we had. Later that night Georgia wanted me to shave her. Grinning broadly I lathered her up....schwick! schwick! schwick! Yes, that night was definitely the most fun I had the entire trip. THE END |
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I would have been scared to get into the water in the dark, but I'm glad you all had Fun!!!!! WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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I'm very late tonight so even though I've read both parts ....I'm sorry....you're only getting one comment.  After spending all that money....were you all ever invited to go away with Captain Perry again???  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Shame it's come to an end, but I'm sure you have more to tell us. 
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Excitement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I would have been scared to get into the water in the dark, but I'm glad you all had Fun!!!!!  blog on!
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I'm very late tonight so even though I've read both parts ....I'm sorry....you're only getting one comment. After spending all that money....were you all ever invited to go away with Captain Perry again???  blog on!
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Shame it's come to an end, but I'm sure you have more to tell us. Thank you, for reading through this tale with me as I vacationed in the Tropics. It was fun, and I had the posts already, so no time off my trip! You da best!  blog on!
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Excitement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blog on!
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Considering that it occurred over 20 years ago, I venture to say that you are correct. Thanks so much for following along with me as I had my holiday. blog on!
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Ha! Thanks for the puns! Are you serious? Whaddaya need a mirror for? Jeeze, Focus old pal. I had been made to believe that your hands were especially familiar with that area of your bod.  I advise that the next time you masturbate (sorry if I am interrupting you at this moment, but I digress), yes, I advise that you henceforth pound the pud blindfolded.  Or at least until you can find things straight off...  blog on! Interesting. I began this comment smiling, and finished rolling on the floor!
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Um, please don't use the blindfold when you are shaving. Not until you are more familiar with your own dick, that is... blog on!
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Imaginative. I see you are capable of going to great lengths for yourself. Now just find yourself...  blog on!
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