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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

A Vacation Comedy Itinerary  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
9/6/2015 8:08 pm
A Vacation Comedy Itinerary
Hello ! I've been to South Florida many times over the years. Here's a tale from quite a few years back...

Ah, the first real vacation in five years! A trip to the South Florida Gulf Coast. Four of us Perry, our captain, (he paid for the house boat for a week); his fiance Julie, Georgia (a girl I knew from high school and just recently ran into again), and myself.

DAY ONE

Beautiful weather and a great day to be on the water at the edges of the Everglades. Leisurely driving the 40' boat while the women sunned themselves on deck.

Towards sundown captain Perry directs me to a secluded horseshoe cove where we weigh anchor for the night. The tequila was flowing and I fell asleep to the sound of the gentle waves lapping against the boat.

DAY TWO

I awake to silence. Total silence, outside of some insects and a few birds. So serene.

Too serene! Something is wrong! I jumped up and went on deck. We were beached! Nothing but thick muck all around. I could see water...about 100 yards away. Hmmm, this should really impress the women.

To be continued...
nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
9/6/2015 8:23 pm

 Hmmm...wondering what happened??
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
9/6/2015 8:45 pm

 I know you are, nights darling. I know you are. Muahhh

blog on!


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
9/6/2015 9:18 pm
    Quoting keithcancook:
    I know you are, nights darling. I know you are. Muahhh

    blog on!
You teaser you!!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/6/2015 10:10 pm

 Beautiful boat. I shall be waiting for the next installment.


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
9/7/2015 3:51 am

 So are we going to see pics of women mud wrestling in the next instalment?
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
9/7/2015 7:33 am

 In this case, im forced to agree with you.

blog on!zz


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
9/7/2015 7:50 am
    Quoting marysia4u:
    Beautiful boat. I shall be waiting for the next installment.

it's an internet boat, bigger than the one we had. More is coming on this adventure tonight. Today I'm going to the races!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
9/7/2015 7:57 am
    Quoting  :
Tears? Ha! The misadventures for this trip are only just beginning, my old blogging friend...

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
9/7/2015 8:01 am
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    So are we going to see pics of women mud wrestling in the next instalment?
this was not your ordinary mud, my friend. No. this was some sort of industrial strength muck. It had layers to it, and the top part was slicker than baby shit. Yikes!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
9/7/2015 8:06 am
    Quoting  :
Ha! It was only supposed to be a three hour tour. A three hour tour....

Did I tell ya that Georgia's middle name is Mary Ann, and julies is Ginger?

blog on!


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