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NEW! Try this FANTASTIC new BLOGGING APP! Is your blog getting the attention that you feel it deserves? Are you content with its content? Or has your blog become boring, listless and bland? Are you searching in vain for smashing new ideas, then always settling on the same simple posting of provocative pics? Or possibly you just paste a funny from the e-mails you receive daily. Have you found yourself buried under an avalanche of yellow on your watched blog list? Maybe even some of them have posted thirty or forty times since last you visited. Well, getting behind on blogging will be a thing of the past when SMART BLOGGER PRO is released from the labs at the BlogLand Productions Research Facility. This amazing new app will rocket your blog from rank anonymity to celebrity, fame, and renown! Your blog will be filled with exciting new topics sure to solicit hundreds of original comments! From all over the world! Using the TOPIC TOOL you can program your blog to automatically post for you according to your present mood or mental disposition. All you have to do is revel in your new popularity! Keeping up with watched blogs is painless, as you automatically visit and comment while you really watch re-runs of old TV shows or whatever it is that you do instead of actually visiting them. None will be the wiser as SMART BLOGGER PRO keeps the blogger happy with visits and comments, and you from feeling guilty that you are no longer really interested in their stuff but don't want to hurt anybodys feelings. And what about your feelings? Do you sometimes feel left out when it seems that other bloggers know things that you don't by talking over your head? Or maybe you are just curious as to how a blog war originated? Or whether or not this member might be a new incarnation of that member? Well, SMART BLOGGER PRO will take all the mystery away. Using advanced techniques launched from a special building in Shanghai, China - everything you wish to know will be laid bare. Tired of trolls? Of course you are! Now, with SMART BLOGGER PRO you can blog in peace while they fall to pieces. The all-new ANTI-TROLL TOOL will revolutionize internet justice on a global scale. Using the never before seen Putznet malware this suxtnet inspired program will infect every electronic device that they use, keeping them so busy fending off the attacks that they will hardly have time to bother with you. So, free up some space on your favorite computer and download SMART BLOGGER PRO as soon as it is released. Once installed, SMART BLOGGER PRO immediately gets to work giving me access - er, I mean gets to work accessing the necessary files while adapting itself to your singular blogging style and personality. SMART BLOGGER PRO represents the cutting edge in automated blogging. Once you start using it you will never want to go back to your old blogging habits. (Actually it will be impossible to ever go back on your device, but I digress). As the developer Of this marvelous new product I give my personal guarantee that SMART BLOGGER PRO will put me in position to hack, um, I um mean will put you on track to be the best artificially intelligent blogger in all BlogLand. Pre-purchase today! |
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Only if you use better poses. And different props!  blog on!
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LOL....I thought that's what all the smart bloggers used already......oh no sorry that was called ghostwriter pro!  ~~Anais Nin~~
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lol only wish I had an app like that.. Good one! hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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  Love it. Now why didn't the powers that be think of it? 
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LOL....I thought that's what all the smart bloggers used already......oh no sorry that was called ghostwriter pro! blog on!
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lol only wish I had an app like that.. Good one! hugs V  blog on!
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Love it. Now why didn't the powers that be think of it?  blog on!
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Will it automatically make brilliant, witty and culturally accurate comments in the blogs of beautiful Taiwanese lady bloggers in their native language and character set? Including correct linguistic dialect, syntax and currently "hip" figures of speech?  I've been wanting in on some of that action. insert exploding bomb image here
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Will it automatically make brilliant, witty and culturally accurate comments in the blogs of beautiful Taiwanese lady bloggers in their native language and character set? Including correct linguistic dialect, syntax and currently "hip" figures of speech? I've been wanting in on some of that action.  blog on!
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ha ha, nah... i just do what papy suggested we do: hire someone else to write your blog for you (she must have graduated from yale!)... and labor is cheap these days in greece, lots of starving authors... blog on my friend!  Oh, by the way yeah, yeah, i know, it's not exactly a new post... but come visit if you like anyway. i'm just a click away even if i am on the bright side of the moon [grin] Now, if you can get papy to write for you all of BlogLand will be thrilled!  P.S. papy would never be able to put up borders, etc. She never could figure out the coding, and her spelling remains atrocious. So, you're still better off with Smart Blogger Pro!  It is very good to see you here in The Venting Blog, my old blogging friend! blog on!
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Is your blog getting the attention that you feel it deserves? don't know, don't care overall Are you content with its content? Or has your blog become boring, listless and bland? don't know, don't care overall Are you searching in vain for smashing new ideas, then always settling on the same simple posting of provocative pics? Or possibly you just paste a funny from the e-mails you receive daily. not really {ditto to the rest} Have you found yourself buried under an avalanche of yellow on your watched blog list? Maybe even some of them have posted thirty or forty times since last you visited. not really {ditto to the rest} Well, getting behind on blogging will be a thing of the past when SMART BLOGGER PRO is released from the labs at the BlogLand Productions Research Facility. This amazing new app will rocket your blog from rank anonymity to celebrity, fame, and renown! anything from this place, no thanks Your blog will be filled with exciting new topics sure to solicit hundreds of original comments! From all over the world! Using the TOPIC TOOL you can program your blog to automatically post for you according to your present mood or mental disposition. All you have to do is revel in your new popularity! all *I* have to do is ask a different personality Keeping up with watched blogs is painless, as you automatically visit and comment while you really watch re-runs of old TV shows or whatever it is that you do instead of actually visiting them. None will be the wiser as SMART BLOGGER PRO keeps the blogger happy with visits and comments, and you from feeling guilty that you are no longer really interested in their stuff but don't want to hurt anybodys feelings. I comment, type out stuff, with several things going on all the time now. And what about your feelings? Do you sometimes feel left out when it seems that other bloggers know things that you don't by talking over your head? Or maybe you are just curious as to how a blog war originated? Or whether or not this member might be a new incarnation of that member? I hated pricks and bitches then and now, but never did any good, eh. Well, SMART BLOGGER PRO will take all the mystery away. Using advanced techniques launched from a special building in Shanghai, China - everything you wish to know will be laid bare. There's only one thing I want 'laid bare', sweetums. Tired of trolls? Of course you are! Now, with SMART BLOGGER PRO you can blog in peace while they fall to pieces. The all-new ANTI-TROLL TOOL will revolutionize internet justice on a global scale. Using the never before seen Putznet malware this suxtnet inspired program will infect every electronic device that they use, keeping them so busy fending off the attacks that they will hardly have time to bother with you. Eh, doesn't matter; trolls will troll and idiots will believe them. So, free up some space on your favorite computer and download SMART BLOGGER PRO as soon as it is released. Once installed, SMART BLOGGER PRO immediately gets to work giving me access - er, I mean gets to work accessing the necessary files while adapting itself to your singular blogging style and personality. Why, do you need access to my nekkid photos? I could just mail them. SMART BLOGGER PRO represents the cutting edge in automated blogging. I already automatically blog, sorta kinda.... Once you start using it you will never want to go back to your old blogging habits. (Actually it will be impossible to ever go back on your device, but I digress). You always digress, sooner or later; it's why I read you partly. As the developer Of this marvelous new product I give my personal guarantee that SMART BLOGGER PRO will put me in position to hack, um, I um mean will put you on track to be the best artificially intelligent blogger in all BlogLand. Don't we have enough 'artificially intelligent' {or at least fake intelligent or whatever} bloggers enough in this damn place, dear. Pre-purchase today! NEW! Try this FANTASTIC new BLOGGING APP! What do you accept in payment, nude pics, premade blog posts, what? :
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Is your blog getting the attention that you feel it deserves? don't know, don't care overall Are you content with its content? Or has your blog become boring, listless and bland? don't know, don't care overall Are you searching in vain for smashing new ideas, then always settling on the same simple posting of provocative pics? Or possibly you just paste a funny from the e-mails you receive daily. not really {ditto to the rest} Have you found yourself buried under an avalanche of yellow on your watched blog list? Maybe even some of them have posted thirty or forty times since last you visited. not really {ditto to the rest} Well, getting behind on blogging will be a thing of the past when SMART BLOGGER PRO is released from the labs at the BlogLand Productions Research Facility. This amazing new app will rocket your blog from rank anonymity to celebrity, fame, and renown! anything from this place, no thanks Your blog will be filled with exciting new topics sure to solicit hundreds of original comments! From all over the world! Using the TOPIC TOOL you can program your blog to automatically post for you according to your present mood or mental disposition. All you have to do is revel in your new popularity! all *I* have to do is ask a different personality Keeping up with watched blogs is painless, as you automatically visit and comment while you really watch re-runs of old TV shows or whatever it is that you do instead of actually visiting them. None will be the wiser as SMART BLOGGER PRO keeps the blogger happy with visits and comments, and you from feeling guilty that you are no longer really interested in their stuff but don't want to hurt anybodys feelings. I comment, type out stuff, with several things going on all the time now. And what about your feelings? Do you sometimes feel left out when it seems that other bloggers know things that you don't by talking over your head? Or maybe you are just curious as to how a blog war originated? Or whether or not this member might be a new incarnation of that member? I hated pricks and bitches then and now, but never did any good, eh. Well, SMART BLOGGER PRO will take all the mystery away. Using advanced techniques launched from a special building in Shanghai, China - everything you wish to know will be laid bare. There's only one thing I want 'laid bare', sweetums. Tired of trolls? Of course you are! Now, with SMART BLOGGER PRO you can blog in peace while they fall to pieces. The all-new ANTI-TROLL TOOL will revolutionize internet justice on a global scale. Using the never before seen Putznet malware this suxtnet inspired program will infect every electronic device that they use, keeping them so busy fending off the attacks that they will hardly have time to bother with you. Eh, doesn't matter; trolls will troll and idiots will believe them. So, free up some space on your favorite computer and download SMART BLOGGER PRO as soon as it is released. Once installed, SMART BLOGGER PRO immediately gets to work giving me access - er, I mean gets to work accessing the necessary files while adapting itself to your singular blogging style and personality. Why, do you need access to my nekkid photos? I could just mail them. SMART BLOGGER PRO represents the cutting edge in automated blogging. I already automatically blog, sorta kinda.... Once you start using it you will never want to go back to your old blogging habits. (Actually it will be impossible to ever go back on your device, but I digress). You always digress, sooner or later; it's why I read you partly. As the developer Of this marvelous new product I give my personal guarantee that SMART BLOGGER PRO will put me in position to hack, um, I um mean will put you on track to be the best artificially intelligent blogger in all BlogLand. Don't we have enough 'artificially intelligent' {or at least fake intelligent or whatever} bloggers enough in this damn place, dear. Pre-purchase today! NEW! Try this FANTASTIC new BLOGGING APP! What do you accept in payment, nude pics, premade blog posts, what? : funny girl. Such a wise guy, too.  oh well, blog on... even though you don't care...
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Gotta love ya, silly girl. I well know that you rarely read posts longer than a paragraph!  Thanks for visiting today, my fair asian lady for love... blog on!
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Hey you "blogging pioneer"! Hollywood "blog squares"... you pushed the envelope! How's life treating you?
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This sounds like the perfect tool Keith lol!
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As you wish. Thanks for visiting The Venting Blog! Blog on!
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