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Selections From the BlogLand Dictionary historigasm hiss • tor • i • gazum adj. A euphoric, goose-pimply sensation resulting from exposure to significant historical artifacts. example keithcancook experienced a powerful historigasm when he saw the Dead Sea Scrolls.  |
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Yep. I used to get those at the High Museum of Art all the time. I wonder if they will let me back in yet. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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2/22/2006 3:49 pm |
blogasm - what female bloggers experience when wondering what's behind those sunglasses.
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I have experienced this many times, often in a short interval. I guess I am multihistorigasmic!
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2/22/2006 5:04 pm |
Oh, I thought that only happened when I read erotic historical novels, fiction and non-fiction...but wouldn't some long-gone dead guy's penis be a historical artifact too? And did you find any material on flexible-multihistorigasms ... also, and if you've got the time, how about inventing a multihistorigasmatron so we don't have to leave the convenience of our own homes? 
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expat I experiance these when in art museums I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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2/22/2006 10:52 pm |
love the new word.
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Have I ever mentioned the ancient Hawaiian heiau??? Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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KCC, You never cease to amaze me...now where's my Rib sauce recipe you owe me?? Frangi x
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2/23/2006 3:58 am |
That is what I thought Free  *kusjes* KKC  Babel
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2/23/2006 6:21 am |
Intriguing....
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I did go read,<font color ="green">sweetneeds.</font> I um, well, I um, will go back again today.  )You're killing me here, <font color ="green">Tala.</font>  Second chances are the American way, <font color ="green">spin.</font> Just be more careful this time... Ha ha, <font color ="green">vanna!</font> That word is already in the BlogLand dictionary and is increasing in usage. But a lettergirl like you already knows that, right? The Parthenon would get me orgasmic just from anticipating a visit there, <font color ="green">Lips.</font> Mmm, yummy. I saw King Tut when he toured in the 70's, so I know just what you mean <font color ="green">nikki.</font>  I am not surprised, <font color ="green">interested.</font> From the references I have gleaned in your poetry over the past year I know that you are familiar with the ancients and have an appreciation for them. Blog On! Jeeze, <font color ="green">ol pal.</font>  Are you a Woody Allen fan too, <font color ="green">pinkie?</font> That's because <font color ="green">papy</font> is a cultured woman!  Hmm, I suppose I sorta do have a condition like that <font color ="green">FreeLove.</font> Jeeze, I thought I was fetish free... All PECCARETTES experience this condition when visiting The Venting Blog, <font color ="green">candysoveryveryorgasmic.</font> Oooh! I wanna see that too, <font color ="green">sil.</font> It unlocked the secret of hieroglyphics and opened up the world of the pharaohs to us all... That's because you love me too, right <font color ="green">womanoirish,</font> sweetie? No you haven't mentioned that, <font color ="green">wahinie,</font> sweetie. What is it? It's in a file somewhere, <font color ="green">frangi,</font> my love. I have several actually... It must be true, <font color ="green">Babel Fish.</font> I really cannot help myself...  Hmm, experience is what creates new words <font color ="green">playrigal.</font> Perhaps we can discover new words from some shared experiences? Mmm, yummy. That is a lovely thought! Did you visit Versailles, <font color ="green">sexyfitwoman?</font> You will recieve compound-multiple-historigasms from that place. intriguing in • trigu • ing n. The dark, flowing tresses of <font color ="green">TabithaElectra</font> Mmm, yummy.
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MAN...one of the most erotic times I ever had was in Humanities class in the lecture hall watching a film..the camera slowly panned over the ENTIRE statue "David" and I was sitting there all out of breath and mezmerized COPMPLETELY...WHEW!!!!!! Now thta was a historigasm...*GRIN*
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2/23/2006 10:15 pm |
That's R I H G T !
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2/24/2006 8:14 pm |
Keith ... I only get that "goose pimple" reaction when singing our national anthem with 70,000 other fans in a football stadium. What the f**k is that?
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I am duely impressed Keith. I 'd love to see them too... I 'd offer to show you around the Parthenon, but it seems Lips beat me to it. Perhaps I can show you the Kapnikarea, Athens's oldest church... or the Roman Forum and point to you where I took a most celebrated fall, while showing an American friend around... lol... Or better yet, maybe we can go to Epidaurus to watch a greek tragedy... or to Olympia to go for a jog around the stadium where the ancient Olympians used to run... ...
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So you are a historian eh,<font color ="green">Sensuous_Salz</font>? No wonder I was attracted to you! Jeeze, we simply MUST get together and watch that film, <font color ="green">deliciousngood</font>! I'll bring the wine! Aw, c'mere <font color ="green">my little wildflower.</font> I will teach you... LMAO <font color ="green">vanna</font>! I knew that you were blonde. (Hey, at least ya know yer right from yer left) 
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Aw, thank you for that comment, <font color ="green">waggypolly</font>. You are too kind. I have heard that is called <font color ="blue"><i>alumni-patriogasm</font></i>, <font color ="green">TTA</font>! I have studied the ancients since I was nine years old, <font color ="green">toothy</font>. There would be historigasms-a-poppin all over Greece were I to visit there.
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Let's do lunch and you can tell Goddess all about the scrolls and the dead seas and the exposure and the sensations and the history teachers that you secretly had a crush on when you were growing up in the land of the free and the home of the brave  Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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2/27/2006 7:45 am |
This is a test of the Emergency Porn Fantasy Network PORN IS FANTASY This was a test of the Emergency Porn Fantasy Network. Had this been a real porn emergency, where men believe porn is real, midgets in wetsuits would have arrived with a firehose and sprayed you down. This ends the test of the Emergency Porn Fantasy Network. who loves ya, Keith me darlin...lol{=}
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2/27/2006 5:04 pm |
can you scream it out when the time is right???? mmmmm.... just wondering out loud.
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2/28/2006 6:57 am |
Stopped by to give you a Rose today because I think that you are special! @}---,--'---- BLOG ON Babel
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3/1/2006 12:38 am |
Oooooo! The Bible does this to me!!!
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3/2/2006 3:05 am |
Newgrange in Ireland gives the best historigasm that I know of......it's so old........it has to take longer...lol
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3/2/2006 6:57 am |
Don't mind me, I'm just loitering. Can I get a Diet Coke, please?
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3/3/2006 2:17 pm |
LOL--I get the same way about White Cliffs of Dover....
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