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Great Quotes By a Chauvinist Male  Great Quotes By a Chauvinist Male Females are curious creatures. They would rather BUY shoes than wear them. - pigcancook Shopping is a device used by females for many purposes. They imagine it makes them feel better when they are down. They use it as an excuse to leave the with you. Then gawd knows where they really go. Often women will go shopping for the sole purpose of revenging themselves upon their men by frivolously spending his cash. - pigcancook For females crying is like shopping. They use it for many purposes. Often they will cry over something false just to put you off track from what is really bothering them. - pigcancook Women are fickle. Take dresses for instance. First they want the blue one. Then they decide they hate it and want the pink one. Just to be sure, they get both but wear neither. They treat men the same way. - pigcancook Many females suffer from powderoomophobia. They fear to enter the bathroom alone when out in public and must have at least one other female with them. They like it better when four or more go in together. Gawd only knows what goes on in there... - pigcancook Female homosexuals I can understand. Who wouldn't be attracted to those softer and more supple bodies? Outside of the Adonis types, male bodies just aren't as nice. - pigcancook Women seem to talk a lot. They are never far from a phone. I took a phone away from one once and the poor thing just fell apart. - pigcancook Women are okay cooks in general. I get exasperated with them sometimes though. Especially when they call you to dinner. You put down your beer and go to the table. They bring ya your food and sit down to join you. I'm like, "Hey! Where's my milk? " Then you have to wait while they get back up to get it. Jeesh. - pigcancook |
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Yes but as we have seen, [blog keithcanhide] ....
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5/17/2005 1:38 pm |
Females are curious creatures. They would rather BUY shoes than wear them...How did he know that?
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5/17/2005 1:39 pm |
Shopping is a device used by females for many purposes. They imagine it makes them feel better when they are down. They use it as an excuse to leave the kids with you. Then gawd knows where they really go. Often women will go shopping for the sole purpose of revenging themselves upon their men by frivolously spending his cash. Naw we say we are going shopping, actually we are meeting someone we met online 
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5/17/2005 1:40 pm |
For females crying is like shopping. They use it for many purposes. Often they will cry over something false just to put you off track from what is really bothering them.. Ummm, thinking??? PMS?
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5/17/2005 1:41 pm |
Women are fickle. Take dresses for instance. First they want the blue one. Then they decide they hate it and want the pink one. Just to be sure they get both but wear neither. They treat men the same way. LOL, so true!
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5/17/2005 1:42 pm |
Many females suffer from powderoomophobia. They fear to enter the bathroom alone when out in public and must have at least one other female with them. They like it better when four or more go in together. Gawd only knows what goes on in there Hehehe, I bet you do wonder what all us females are doing in there
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5/17/2005 1:43 pm |
I have to get back to this later...Gotta go burn dinner
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5/17/2005 2:56 pm |
Come over to my playground and see the flipside Darlin hahahahahahahaha let the games begin
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Females are curious creatures. They would rather BUY shoes than wear them. - pigcancook Do not I only have 3 pairs of shoes!  WyvernRose
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Shopping is a device used by females for many purposes. They imagine it makes them feel better when they are down. They use it as an excuse to leave the kids with you. Then gawd knows where they really go. Often women will go shopping for the sole purpose of revenging themselves upon their men by frivolously spending his cash. - pigcancook Boney is a comfort Shopper TOO! WyvernRose
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For females crying is like shopping. They use it for many purposes. Often they will cry over something false just to put you off track from what is really bothering them. - pigcancook Ummmmmmm ok well I can't fault you on that one! WyvernRose
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Women are fickle. Take dresses for instance. First they want the blue one. Then they decide they hate it and want the pink one. Just to be sure they get both but wear neither. They treat men the same way. - pigcancook I am a denim Gal! WyvernRose
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Many females suffer from powderoomophobia. They fear to enter the bathroom alone when out in public and must have at least one other female with them. They like it better when four or more go in together. Gawd only knows what goes on in there... - pigcancook We plot our Conspiracy to take over the Land of Blog! WyvernRose
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Female homosexuals I can understand. Who wouldn't be attracted to those softer and more supple bodies? Outside of the Adonis types, male bodies just aren't as nice. - pigcancook lol must agree with you on that one although men do have their benefits ~easily manipulated ummmmmm well I will figure out the other's eventually  WyvernRose
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Women seem to talk a lot. They are never far from a phone. I took a phone away from one once and the poor thing just fell apart. - pigcancook I don't use my phone Thats why I have the Internet!WyvernRose
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Women are okay cooks in general. I get exasperated with them sometimes though. Especially when they call you to dinner. You put down your beer and go to the table. They bring ya your food and sit down to join you. I'm like, "Hey! Where's my milk? " Then you have to wait while they get back up to get it. Jeesh. - pigcancook lol I can see a very hungry pigcancook! WyvernRose
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5/17/2005 3:34 pm |
hehehe....let the war begin!
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5/17/2005 3:35 pm |
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
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5/17/2005 3:36 pm |
What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.
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5/17/2005 3:36 pm |
What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
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5/17/2005 3:37 pm |
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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5/17/2005 3:38 pm |
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching a football game.
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5/17/2005 3:39 pm |
Excuse me for a bit, I have to go find some lightbulb jokes
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5/17/2005 3:40 pm |
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
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I am not confrontational but I can please add one?? Men are like floortiles....if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years, ok...one more Men are like snow storms...you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they'll last. I feel better now!
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