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Great Quotes By a Chauvinist Male
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Q: What do a woman, a tornado and a hurricane have in common? A: They all get the house!
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5/17/2005 4:44 pm |
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
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5/17/2005 4:46 pm |
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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ROFLMAO OMG PMSL, I can't help it ROFLMAO! WyvernRose
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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart! What's the difference between men and beer? When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents Why does a man's penis have a hole in it? So he can get oxygen to his brain. What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Through his chest.
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5/17/2005 6:59 pm |
What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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5/17/2005 7:16 pm |
Dear PigCanCook. The Fat is in the Fire, Bring on the Bacon. --Ms Piggy
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5/17/2005 7:54 pm |
LOL@ the hurricane one...way to go Piggycancook
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5/18/2005 2:39 am |
What's the difference between a virgin and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
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5/18/2005 3:17 am |
ps..a real woman woulda looked at your with that milk comment and grabbed her tits and said..RIGHT HERE PIGGY!
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5/18/2005 12:37 pm |
what the matter Keith , issue the challenge then hide it hmmm I`m disappointed
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5/18/2005 1:27 pm |
hmmmm is right blonde I just IMed my tech guy to look into this one.
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what I always found interesting was the...."it's a clothes LIBRARY concept...." buy it, wear it, take it back. Once a gal had me return a pair of earings...evidently a big no-no...Had me pretend that I didn't know her ears weren't pierced. Course, I did it, cause....well, shucks....cause she asked me too....but.....
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LOL lustmirror how about joining up with the pigster and his buddies? We could use a quick witted fellow like yourself...
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Yeah lustmirror, join us. Is this just another trick by keithcancook 
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I am glad you have been entertained AL4L and I am gratified that even though you were speechless you found a way to let the author know you enjoyed it.
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Okay... who's been telling the men the secrets??? Please!!!!
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No one particular female has revealed these secrets to the pigster. He has learned them over a lifetime of observation. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .^ . . ^ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .( @ ) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .pigcancook
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10/12/2005 11:16 am |
I am sorry I missed the battle royale
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It was a hoot that is for sure dano. 
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 the hounds have been unleashed Keith...hide enjoying greeneyes respondes you tell him girl...lol  []   Seduce my mind and my body
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has three pairs of really cute shoes bought for this summer and has never worn them, too pretty to spoil I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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Shopping is a device used by females for many purposes. They imagine it makes them feel better when they are down. They use it as an excuse to leave the kids with you. Then gawd knows where they really go. Often women will go shopping for the sole purpose of revenging themselves upon their men by frivolously spending his cash. Naw we say we are going shopping, actually we are meeting someone we met online  for the same reason,I'm a and i'm here to stay
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9/20/2007 12:52 pm |
Looks like you've stirred up the ladies, Keith! I'm outta here! 
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Thanks, Lori! It's nice to see you in The Venting Blog again!  blog on!
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