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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

EPISODE #3 THE BASEMENT  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
7/8/2008 6:34 am
EPISODE #3 THE BASEMENT

BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH. A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND STARRING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS.

EPISODE #3 THE BASEMENT

COOK & KOOC VISIT A RANDOM POST IN PREE'S BLOG BASEMENT. THEN ANOTHER. THE MORE COOK READS, THE MORE HE REALIZES THAT IT'S MORE THAN LUST THAT HAS DRAWN HIM HERE. HE IS FALLING IN LOVE. HE DISCOVERS THAT SHE IS GENUINE, BECOMING MORE REAL AS HE READS.

 Gosh, kooc! Didja see those posts? She seems so honest about the things she's been through in life. I feel her. I wish I had never left that comment earlier. That approach is never going to work with a quality girl like her. Dang. It's gonna sit there like a big ugly scar on her blog. Jeeze-O-Pete! What am I gonna do now?

Damage control on this one may take some time. You will have to prove that you are more than just another horny blogger with no class. You should go to the blogs that she goes to and comment there. But don't go alone. You will have to take me with you. I will tell you what to say.

 Me? Follow you? Ha! I'm the leader of this pack! I give the commands here!

Pack? Some pack. It's just me. You have no other friends in this place. Besides, what is there to lose by listening to me for a change? Look where pigcancook's advice has brought you.

 Okay, but don't forget who's in charge.

 Never, master. I am ever your puppet.

 (much mollified) That's better. Now, let's go back into Pree's basement. I want to finish reading the whole thing. And no, kooc. I'm not going to put a thing in her (comment) box. No matter how powerful the urge. Let's go.

COOK & KOOC SPEND THE NEXT FEW NIGHTS READING THE WHOLE OF PREE'S BLOG. THEY SEE WHO VISITS AND WHAT THEY SAY.

Well, that does it. We've been through the entire thing. She sure is sweet, isn't she? She's always so nice to everybody. Even when those folks called her a fake.

 Yeah, but did you notice how some of her readers reacted? They were pretty mean spirited. Making all sorts of threats and accusations. Defending their idol to the end. I also noticed that nearly all of the "horny toad" comments like the one you left were mostly ignored. Mostly, except for yo...

 Careful, kooc!

 ...yours. That's right. Your comment seemed to generate much ridicule. It seems that you've got a new nickname here...

KOOC! Watch yourself, buddy...

...Gnarley!



WILL COOK'S NEW NICKNAME HELP HIM IN HIS QUEST TO WOO THE LOVELY PREE MADONNAH?

IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE TO FALL IN LOVE IN THE LONELY CORRIDORS OF A BLOG BASEMENT?

CAN IT BE TRUE THAT SOME FOLKS ARE FAKES IN BLOGLAND?

AND WHAT OF KOOC? IS HE REALLY THE PUPPET, OR IS HE THE ONE ACTUALLY PULLING THE STRINGS IN THIS TWISTED TALE?

FOR ANSWERS TO THESE, AND OTHER IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS FOLLOW THE VENTING BLOG AND IT'S CONTINUING COVERAGE OF THE CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH.

EPISODE 1 De RasfAtari
EPISODE 2 THE COMMENT

AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
7/8/2008 8:45 am

 Keithers, we already know you're a strange one; we've been blog diving.


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
7/8/2008 9:54 am

 (munching popcorn)
I've kinda always hoped that kooc was the real leader of this particular group.
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


_Truman_ 112M
Ask me for a photo

7/9/2008 11:48 am

 I had to tivo your broadcast of the first three episodes and play them all back! Ain't seein' no skin yet, Keith! Will that come later?


papyrina 58F
21123 posts
7/10/2008 3:18 am

 pmsl another moralistic tale done with humor

I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
7/10/2008 10:25 pm

 kooc is crazy...and so are you!


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
7/11/2008 7:13 am

 always a good chuckle when i visit here ...hugs to you and YOU KNOW WHO
[]

Seduce my mind and my body


LustyTaurus 55M
Ask me for a photo
21250 posts
7/13/2008 9:21 pm

 There are fakes in blogland???..


rm_Just_Tracy 62F
Ask me for a photo
6492 posts
7/21/2008 9:19 am

 ynot07 just put your name forward as one of the most eligible males on this site. This is not a competition but a tribute to all the good guys on the site. You are already a winner by being mentioned on the post [post 1504730]
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Will you play with us? [post 1655225]


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