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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

EPISODE #2 THE COMMENT  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
7/2/2008 4:20 pm
EPISODE #2 THE COMMENT

BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH. A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND STARRING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS.

EPISODE #2 THE COMMENT

AFTER SEEING HER FEATURED PROMINENTLY ON THE MAIN BLOGGING PAGE, COOK DECIDES TO PAY HIS FIRST BLOGLAND VISIT TO THE BLOG OF PREE MADONNAH. THE EVER FAITHFUL KOOC ACCOMPANIES HIM (as usual).

 Judging just from her profile pic, PREE is awesome. HEY! Check this out. She is one of the top bloggers on the popular list!

If you don't screw this up, you could get noticed in there. If the popular people like you, it could launch you on a climb to the top.

Hopefully there will be some REAL girls in there. Not like those ones that de RasfAtari showed us. They were only pictures on that old Playboy pinball machine he had. Fun games, though. He even had Spy Hunter! I spent a lot of quarters learning that one back in the day. Ah, memories...

 That dude aint no . He's just a nerdy computer gamer, stuck on the past. Probably hasn't been laid since the Seventies...

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, COOK CLICKS THE LINK, AND ENTERS PREE'S BLOG WITH THE FAITHFUL KOOC IN TOW.

Master! Look at her recent visitor list! All the popular people have been here.

I see them! Golly, kooc! We sure did hit the jackpot! It's pop-peeps a-poppin in here! Just look at em all! I recognize them from the main blogging page. I'm going to introduce myself in the comment box right now!

 Um, master. Don't you think that you should say something within the context of her post? Why not read it first? If you just go in and slobber all over her you're gonna end up like you usually do, practicing your unnatural fantasies alone.

Naw. Not this time. I'm gonna do whatever it takes. Wow! Look at that body! I gotta have it! First, I'm gonna tell her she's hot, and then I'm gonna describe how my dick's gonna feel when I am fucking her. When she reads that, she's gonna come to my blog looking for a hook-up! Oh baby! I can't wait!

But, mast--

 Enough, kooc! I know what's best for us, trust me. pigcancook says all we have to do is feed a woman's vanity, and we can pretty much expect to get laid. Besides, I've seen this sort of thing in the chatrooms. That's how these guys do it. It must work, since a whole bunch of em came and did it all through the night.

But, mast--

 Listen, there's no way a room full of men could all be wrong, now could there? Our mentor, pigcancook teaches us that men are always right in the end.

SO THE LUSTFUL COOK PROUDLY PROCEEDS TO LEAVE HIS CRUDE COMMENT, CERTAIN THAT IT WILL BRING THE IDOL OF HIS AFFECTION SWIFTLY INTO HIS ARMS.

"Oh! Pree Madonnah, Do you wanna?! Imagine my gnarled ten incher stuffed in your twat! Come to me, baby. You can ride it all night!"

COOK EXITS THE POST, BUT DOES NOT LEAVE THE BLOG. HE LINGERS, GAZING INTENTLY AT ALL PREE'S PIX. HE TELLS KOOC TO COME ON, HE'S GOING INTO HER BASEMENT. KOOC FOLLOWS SLOWLY, SHAKING HIS HEAD...

WILL THE BEAUTIFUL PREE MADONNAH NOTICE COOKS COMMENT?

CAN A ROOM FULL OF MEN ALL BE WRONG?

THE BACON WILL BE SHAKIN WHEN WE ANSWER THESE AND OTHER IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS AS THE CONTINUING DRAMA, CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH BLOGS ON.





sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
7/2/2008 6:18 pm

 you are brilliant!!!! sitting here waiting for more....hmmmm a room full of men being wrong ....lol good question....
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Seduce my mind and my body


AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
7/4/2008 7:58 pm

 For you Keithers I can accept rude; after all, sleeping with you and all your multiple personalities with all my multiple personalities would be like an orgy wouldn't it?


GoddessOfTheDawn 112F
Ask me for a photo
11240 posts
7/5/2008 3:40 am
~ peekin' in ~


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/5/2008 7:41 pm
    Quoting  :
Actually I was hoping to talk with you about that very thing...


frangipanigal 52F
10404 posts
7/6/2008 11:17 pm

 Bravo!! More, more!!


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
7/8/2008 10:09 am
    Quoting AmericanBaronin:
    For you Keithers I can accept rude; after all, sleeping with you and all your multiple personalities with all my multiple personalities would be like an orgy wouldn't it?
See? That's been my thought all along.
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


Lady_Ann4you 71F

7/15/2008 9:48 am

 Absolutely fabulous!! If I get to Charlotte anytime soon can I get your autograph?

Ann


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