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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

EPISODE #1 De RasfAtari  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
7/1/2008 2:36 pm
EPISODE #1 De RasfAtari

BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH. A SATIRE OF BLOGLAND STARRING THE ALREADY PAST THEIR PRIME TIME PLAYERS.

THIS WEEK'S SPECIAL GUEST STAR:

expatbrit49
[blog expatbrit49] AS De RasfAtari

THE BIG DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, AND COOK IS VERY EXCITED. HE WANTS TO BE A BLOGGER, AND IS GOING INTO BLOGLAND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE JOINING Senior Sizzle. HE DRESSES NICE, AND PREPARES HIMSELF TO BE ON HIS BEST BEHAVIOR. AFTER ALL, HE COULD VERY WELL GET LAID AS A RESULT OF ALL THIS. (he saw some near naked ladies as he was enrolling, and consequently built up a few expectations).

WIPING THE DROOL OFF HIS CHIN, HE TELLS HIMSELF NOT TO BE NERVOUS, JUST BE HIMSELF, WITHOUT PRETENSIONS. EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL STRANGE, HE WILL MEET SOME NICE NEW FRIENDS. BESIDES, HE WON'T BE ENTIRELY ALONE. HIS BEST FRIEND AND CONFIDENT, KOOC, WILL BE ACCOMPANYING HIM, (as always).

HE LOGS IN, AND THERE'S KOOC. WAITING AT THE LINK, RIGHT ON TIME. THEY ENTER INTO BLOGLAND TOGETHER, AND BROWSE THE BLOGS FOR A POST TO READ...


 Well, kooc. which blog should we visit first? Here's one lamenting a lost love. And there's one about mismanaged marriage. Don't forget we just passed one about some folks fucking furiously, all night long.

 Um, master. Those were all written by dudes. Can't we at least find one from a sexy blog babe? Why else did you drag me in here?

 You're right! When you're right, I'm right, kooc! Good thinking! A blog babe it shall be!

SUDDENLY, A RASTAFARIAN-TYPE DUDE INTERJECTS HIMSELF ON THE SCENE

expatbrit49 Hey, mon. I ken sho you de girls, mon. Dey's all good-looking, mon. Dey's all for you.

 Huh? Who, .. who're you?

expatbrit49 I be de RasfAtari, mon. I know de girls, mon. Deys all you need.

 Let's go, master! Let's go with de Rasta-Fairy! Let's go to see the girls!

expatbrit49 Dat's RasfAtari to you, mon. I ken show you all de games, mon.

 Hey! Do you have "Joust"? I used to love to play that. Galaga was a good one, too. I wasn't much with Pac Man, and of course DigDug would always bury me. I reckon I'm not much on mazes.

 That's enough kooc! We're not here to play games. We're here to get laid! Besides, there's probably no game playing in BlogLand anyway. Oh, by the way, stop calling me "master". The folks don't know me yet, and might think I'm weird, ...or worse.

 (rolls eyes) Never, master. That could never happen in a million years.

WILL De RasfAtari SHOW OUR HEROS SOME GIRLS?

IS IT TRUE THAT THERE IS NO GAME PLAYING IN BLOGLAND?

AND IS THIS STORY ABOUT AN ACTUAL HIGH SCHOOL, OR DOES IT JUST SEEM LIKE YOU ARE IN ONE WHENEVER YOU LOG ON?

FOR ANSWERS TO THESE, AND OTHER IMPERTINENT QUESTIONS STAY TUNED TO THE VENTING BLOG FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF CHRONICLES OF BLOGLAND HIGH.

EPISODE 2 THE COMMENT

rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
7/1/2008 3:46 pm

 Laugh, I thought it was Junior High.

Psst, Space Invaders might be an appropriate game for this place.
Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
7/1/2008 7:48 pm

 aisans lol lol
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Seduce my mind and my body


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/1/2008 8:20 pm
    Quoting  :
LMAO, MO! Asians and carrots. That's my ol pal's legacy.

I sure do miss him around here.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/1/2008 8:23 pm
    Quoting  :
I dunno. I only have 3 episodes ready so far, and he isn't in any more of em... yet.


AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
7/1/2008 9:42 pm

 What kind of impertinent questions?


AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
7/1/2008 10:05 pm

 Maybe I think they're pertinent.


LittleTeapot888 65F
14079 posts
7/2/2008 7:04 am

 Keithy.

This beats Degrassi High any day!
If you think that I'm perfect - you're right!

Proud Canadian!


SweetEmotions43 60F
Ask me for a photo

7/2/2008 12:24 pm

 Is that split personality surfacing again? LOL~
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
7/2/2008 4:51 pm

 (pokes head out of green room)

Hey, I LOVED Galaga! Had my intials all over the game at a donut shop in Marina del Rey.

(returns to studying script)
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


papyrina 58F
21123 posts
7/2/2008 5:02 pm

 you lovable nutter

I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


digdug41 56M

7/4/2008 4:41 pm

 ya make me think of them old Atari games I actually have a ps2 disk of these games. always entertaining aren't ya
roaming the cyber streets of blogland


spinmedown 56M
3625 posts
7/20/2008 5:26 pm

 Hey Keith! It's great to see you doing these again!

Can I be the Janitor with a skeleton in the closet?
Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
7/22/2008 6:41 pm

 wow! expat Is he still blogging

I got hooked on minesweeper

I'll stay tuned
Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]


jezabelle1970 53F
Ask me for a photo

7/28/2008 3:48 pm

 I had lost you on my watch list and just found you again.

I can't wait to read the rest...

Someone say Atari...my brothers and I played that every day!

LOL


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